After last night sitting in front of someone who kept saying daft things, it's reminded me of other annoying fans I've sat next to in the past.
In the days of Bruce Dyer playing for us I sat next to this older lady who kept saying "Woooo, Brucie, give me a Brucie Bonus".
Does anyone else sit next to fans who really get on your nerves with annoying comments?

Edited by Holmesdale Nick (21 Apr 2004 1:23pm)

Fitter Fans Group 2. No. 17

There's a lad of about 19 in holmesdale block B who makes the most unfunny comments and tries to start versions of chants that he has personally tweaked to give them a new edge. He has a very annoying voice.

In terms of displaying a lack of knowledge about football, the all time great has to be fronm last night when I overheard one bloke ask his mate "In Holland, what division are PSV in?"

I've sat in Block F Row 10 of the Holmesdale Lower Tier for the last 3 years and finally have had enough of two blokes who sit in Row 11 behind us. They talk non-stop for 90 minutes and looking at the pair of them they've probably never kicked a ball in their lives and yet know all the answers. They're like Hinge and Bracket. It got to the point where it's time for fisticuffs and so we've now moved over to Block C Row 34. Fingers crossed that you guys over there, where there always seems to be a good atmosphere , talk a bit more sense.

During my season ticket days a few years ago we sat in front of the biggest w***er and his young son Adam. This kid was sent from satan.

Every game we saw the little s*** run up those steep steps and begged someone to push Adam back down to the certain death/injury below.

I didn't renew my season ticket because I moved but a small part of the reason was cos of Adam

He even thought Leif was a good player

It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

I can't see a nutter where I sit.

Although everyone around me thinks there is one.

Hmmm...........

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

I used to have an elderly guy sitting next to me in the Arthur Wait. He started off harmless enough, but after a few seasons started losing the plot. He seemed to have completely forgotten he was a Palace fan and started supporting the away teams, and saying how that bald bloke from Italy was the worst player he had ever seen at Palace. He stopped going, but bizarrely I saw the poor fella on a bus a couple of years back spouting gibberish to everyone.

And it looked like Pardew.......yes it was definitely Pardew...I say