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benay Bromley 21 Dec 06 1.24pm
Quote Jake d'Eagle at 21 Dec 2006 1:20pm Matt Damon ! Classic! I'm a Pepper your a Pepper He's a Pepper She's a Pepper wouldn't you like to be a Pepper!
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benay

Bromley 21 Dec 06 1.24pm

Quote Jake d'Eagle at 21 Dec 2006 1:20pm

Matt Damon !

Classic!

I'm a Pepper your a Pepper He's a Pepper She's a Pepper wouldn't you like to be a Pepper!

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reborn 21 Dec 06 1.57pm
Jihad that My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs
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reborn 21 Dec 06 1.57pm

Jihad that

My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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Johnny Eagles berlin 15 Aug 08 2.58pm
Clerks has got loads of good uns: Customer: Cute cat. What's its name? Randal: Annoying customer. Jay: s*, my grandma used to say what’s better, fin a good plate with nothin on it…no wait I fed up…what’s a good plate with nothin on it. Dante: Meaning? Jay: I don’t know she was senile and s. She used to fin piss herself all the time, and s* herself. ...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...
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berlin 15 Aug 08 2.58pm

Clerks has got loads of good uns:

Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal: Annoying customer.

Jay: s***, my grandma used to say what’s better, f***in a good plate with nothin on it…no wait I f***ed up…what’s a good plate with nothin on it.
Dante: Meaning?
Jay: I don’t know she was senile and s***. She used to f***in piss herself all the time, and s*** herself.

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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lloydy st ives cornwall 15 Aug 08 3.00pm
lloyd christmas in dumb and dumber we got no food we got no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!
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st ives cornwall 15 Aug 08 3.00pm

lloyd christmas in dumb and dumber

we got no food we got no jobs OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!

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Johnny Eagles berlin 15 Aug 08 3.11pm
Jay: damn, Silent Bob, you're a rude mother fcker. But you're real cute though. I'd like to go down on you, line up three other guys, and make like a circus seal. (bobs head like he's sucking three dicks.) Fcking faggot! I hate guys, I LOVE WOMEN!! Mum: "Excuse me, do you sell videos?" Randal: "Yeah, what're you looking for?" Mom: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup." Randal: "Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What's it called again?" Mom: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup." Kid: "Happy Scrappy." Mom: "She loves it." Randal: "Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-fcking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cck", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cnt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cck". Yep. Oh, wait a minute, uh, what was that called again?" ...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...
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berlin 15 Aug 08 3.11pm

Jay: damn, Silent Bob, you're a rude mother f*cker. But you're real cute though. I'd like to go down on you, line up three other guys, and make like a circus seal.
(bobs head like he's sucking three dicks.)
F*cking faggot! I hate guys, I LOVE WOMEN!!

Mum: "Excuse me, do you sell videos?"
Randal: "Yeah, what're you looking for?"
Mom: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Randal: "Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What's it called again?"
Mom: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Kid: "Happy Scrappy."
Mom: "She loves it."
Randal: "Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-f*cking Volume 8", "I Need Your C*ck", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard C*ck". Yep. Oh, wait a minute, uh, what was that called again?"

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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minkus100 15 Aug 08 3.16pm
from Way Of The Gun Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man. Interviewer: I beg your pardon? Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man. Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had. Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification. Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation. Longbaugh: I would say thats a big f***ing qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification. Interviewer: No one's ever said that before. Longbaugh: Have you ever asked? Interviewer: No. Longbaugh: You should. AND Interviewer: Heterosexual? Parker: Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for. You take Los Angeles. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest. not to mention the best scene in any film...ever? [Link] Stay Classy San Diego Twitter [Link] Facebook [Link]
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15 Aug 08 3.16pm

from Way Of The Gun

Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say thats a big f***ing qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Longbaugh: You should.

AND

Interviewer: Heterosexual?
Parker: Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for. You take Los Angeles. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.

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mrmojorising croydon 15 Aug 08 3.44pm
goldfinger JAMES BOND ;DO YOU EXPECT TO TALK GOLDFINGER :NO MR BOND I EXPECT YOU EXPECT YOU TO DIE THE SWEENEY: REGAN HOLDING VILLIAN AGAINST THE WALL WE'RE THE SWEENEY SON AND WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY DINNER
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croydon 15 Aug 08 3.44pm

goldfinger
JAMES BOND ;DO YOU EXPECT TO TALK

GOLDFINGER :NO MR BOND I EXPECT YOU EXPECT YOU TO DIE

THE SWEENEY:
REGAN HOLDING VILLIAN AGAINST THE WALL
WE'RE THE SWEENEY SON AND WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY DINNER

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Dazzling Sutton 15 Aug 08 3.52pm
"Don't fcuk with the baldies!"
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Sutton 15 Aug 08 3.52pm

"Don't fcuk with the baldies!"

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Dan... Running on bravado 15 Aug 08 3.57pm
As sad as it may sound, Baby's Day Out; - "Do you think we're going to get away with this?" - "No, we're here because I've got a wild curiosity about the electric chair." [Tweet Link]
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