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ex hibitionist Hastings 08 Jul 24 12.50pm
Originally posted by Willo In bygone days when I was in my pomp I was fortunate to meet a young lady from Edenbridge.She was rather easy on the eye with a bosom like a pair of Hindenburgs. I do not believe that we shared time together in a hotel. The phrase oft quoted to me on such occasions was 'dead heat in a Zeppelin race'. I'm on to writing a limerick - YT's and the other chaps were right up there with Pam Ayres and Cyril Fletcher with a touch of John Cooper Clarke.
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Originally posted by Willo

In bygone days when I was in my pomp I was fortunate to meet a young lady from Edenbridge.She was rather easy on the eye with a bosom like a pair of Hindenburgs.

I do not believe that we shared time together in a hotel.

The phrase oft quoted to me on such occasions was 'dead heat in a Zeppelin race'. I'm on to writing a limerick - YT's and the other chaps were right up there with Pam Ayres and Cyril Fletcher with a touch of John Cooper Clarke.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Jul 24 1.15pm
Originally posted by ex hibitionist The phrase oft quoted to me on such occasions was 'dead heat in a Zeppelin race'. I'm on to writing a limerick - YT's and the other chaps were right up there with Pam Ayres and Cyril Fletcher with a touch of John Cooper Clarke. Suffice to say my lothario days are in the dim and distant past so 'Zeppelins' are just a distant memory as are dalliances in hotels with 'Belles of the ball'.
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South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Jul 24 1.15pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

The phrase oft quoted to me on such occasions was 'dead heat in a Zeppelin race'. I'm on to writing a limerick - YT's and the other chaps were right up there with Pam Ayres and Cyril Fletcher with a touch of John Cooper Clarke.

Suffice to say my lothario days are in the dim and distant past so 'Zeppelins' are just a distant memory as are dalliances in hotels with 'Belles of the ball'.

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ex hibitionist Hastings 08 Jul 24 7.59pm
A lustful young suitor called Willo Was beguiled by a blouse that did billow He sought to indulge In the source of this bulge But her cheek never graced Willo's pillow.
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Hastings 08 Jul 24 7.59pm

A lustful young suitor called Willo
Was beguiled by a blouse that did billow
He sought to indulge
In the source of this bulge
But her cheek never graced Willo's pillow.

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cryrst The garden of England 08 Jul 24 8.13pm
Originally posted by ex hibitionist A lustful young suitor called Willo Was beguiled by a blouse that did billow He sought to indulge In the source of this bulge But her cheek never graced Willo's pillow. Now that is very good
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The garden of England 08 Jul 24 8.13pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

A lustful young suitor called Willo
Was beguiled by a blouse that did billow
He sought to indulge
In the source of this bulge
But her cheek never graced Willo's pillow.

Now that is very good

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 08 Jul 24 8.25pm
Originally posted by ex hibitionist A lustful young suitor called Willo Was beguiled by a blouse that did billow He sought to indulge In the source of this bulge But her cheek never graced Willo's pillow. Bravo This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 08 Jul 24 8.25pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

A lustful young suitor called Willo
Was beguiled by a blouse that did billow
He sought to indulge
In the source of this bulge
But her cheek never graced Willo's pillow.

Bravo

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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