So everyone I have decided to come out of holmesdale.net retirement for this one post. I’m sure it’s worth it.

So I overheard this song at work and it caught my ear. The part that caught me is was the catchy, euphoric and raucous chorus. And I Instantly asked what it was and couldn’t stop listening to it. Maybe 5 plays in I had a brain wave.

Now here’s the part where you hear me out.

The artist is Camilla Cabello and the song is Don’t Go Yet.

I know I know, but please go and listen to this chorus and tell me it couldn’t be turned into a rapturous, joyous new song to sing around Selhurst, with a little new signings name at the end.

Ohhhhhhh ayyyyyyy ohhhhh ayyyyy ohhh EBIOWEI

Ohhhhhhh ayyyyyyy ohhhhh ayyyyy ohhh EBIOWEI

Ohhhhhhh ayyyyyyy ohhhhh ayyyyy ohhh EBIOWEI

Ohhhhhhh ayyyyyyy ohhhhh ayyyyy ohhh EBIOWEI

Thanks for your time. Hopefully we can get it to the stands!

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish