Every season we seem to be the team that knocks the final nail the coffin of a team that is battling relegation.

Please let it be t***ford this season! I would feel sorry for Roy but hell, its t***ford!

Yeah, Everton need to toddle off.

My whole life following football, they've been closer to s*** than impressive, and yet they're always portrayed as this behemoth of English football, waiting to return to their 'rightful place'. They won the FA Cup in '95 and I think came 4th under Moyes in 2005 when Liverpool stole their Champions League place in Istanbul. That's it. The rest of the time they've been nearer the bottom than the top.

Coventry used to have a really long stay in the top flight, then they went down. Villa had a record term, but went down. As did Southampton. Eventually being below average catches up, and they're definitely below average.

When I was a kid, it was always these sides that stayed up on the last day, and we went down. It's so nice to have, for this season at least, that sense of stability while they lurch from defeat to defeat.

Still think they'll stay up though.

Fiendish

A perfect scenario

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Everton would’ve gone down in the early 90’s if it wasn’t for that “suspicious” last day comeback against Wimbledon!

As much as I’m hopeful of sending Everton or Watford down I’m still hoping Man U get a 50 point penalty and we relegate them on the last day!