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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 26 Dec 21 10.44am | |
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In the Queens speech on Christmas day, she said, "me and my Family". Are the scriptwriters dumbing her down? She should or could have said .. one's Family and one Next years speech I have it on good authority will be as follows... There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehemon that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's
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Badger11 Beckenham 26 Dec 21 10.53am | |
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Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and Joe Pesco turn up at the inn. Landlord "Hmm wise guys eh"
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palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 26 Dec 21 11.07am | |
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Colin Firth was good.
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