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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 02 Aug 21 6.25pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I don’t think trespass is a criminal offence unless on certain premises (railways, nuclear sites, military installations etc) so there’s not much the police can do.

Agreed that's why I said tell the police "lurking" hint at possible B&E.

 


One more point

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beak Flag croydon 02 Aug 21 6.44pm Send a Private Message to beak Add beak as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

[Link]
(The Sun)

"She wrote: "I have a block of flats next to my house and I thought for a while things have been moved in my garden and it seemed a bit weird.

"I’ve got a lock on the gate and it’s always locked. So over the weekend, I’ve installed a small outdoor camera under my guttering which records the whole back garden.

"I’ve come home tonight after work (I work the late shift) and found two cigarette butts on the path by my seating area.


"I checked the camera and the neighbours have climbed my wall and been sitting in my garden from 2 pm until 8 pm using my seating and table.

"To say I’m annoyed is an understatement but how do I confront them as they aren’t the friendliest of people at the best of times?

"I guess they’ve been doing this since the nice weather began. Unfortunately, it’s not difficult to see I’m out as I have to drive to work and so once my cars are not there they obviously know I’m out.

"I just don’t know how to approach this as I’m a single woman and just concerned it’ll escalate but I can’t allow this"

what would you all do? Let your imagination go wild.

I was thinking along the lines of chemical warfare,...but you must be able to use your own garden.


Put superglue on the seats.

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 02 Aug 21 6.53pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


Borrow a Rottweiler.

 

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Mr Palaceman Flag 02 Aug 21 7.31pm Send a Private Message to Mr Palaceman Add Mr Palaceman as a friend

Lol, I just realised it was a link to the sun and not an actual poster asking for help. Took me ten minutes to write it..

Edited by Mr Palaceman (02 Aug 2021 7.35pm)

 


"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"

Stan Laurel

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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 02 Aug 21 7.45pm

She should have knocked neighbours door, told them to be careful as someone tried to break in the back of her house, the cheeky buggers even stopped for a drink on the garden furniture! Tell them the police have been and she got cctv set up, but be careful because they could come to you! Its a hard one cos if the neighbours are low lifes, which you imagine they are, they could be up all night playing music if they think the neighbour is a "grass", and that won"t end well.

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Aug 21 8.13pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

leave out a bottle of wine on table , in a nice cold ice bucket, bottle opener , glasses etc(pre injected through cork, with eye drop solution)
leave BIG note '' please dont drink my very expensive, lovely wine''
come home late and watch the cctv footage of unwanted visitors s***ting themselves & vomming after the eye drops kick in.
repeat next day.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 02 Aug 21 9.14pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by croydon proud

She should have knocked neighbours door, told them to be careful as someone tried to break in the back of her house, the cheeky buggers even stopped for a drink on the garden furniture! Tell them the police have been and she got cctv set up, but be careful because they could come to you! Its a hard one cos if the neighbours are low lifes, which you imagine they are, they could be up all night playing music if they think the neighbour is a "grass", and that won"t end well.

Also mention that the cousin with HIV might have left a sharp on one of the seats and it looks sat on. But it's OK as I've binned it now so please stay quiet or I will be in trouble. That'll do the trick.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 02 Aug 21 10.11pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Currently, you can go in the garden and cough really loudly all the time. Generally keeps people away.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 02 Aug 21 10.24pm

Originally posted by cryrst

Also mention that the cousin with HIV might have left a sharp on one of the seats and it looks sat on. But it's OK as I've binned it now so please stay quiet or I will be in trouble. That'll do the trick.

Ha, that to!

 

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