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topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 25 Feb 21 9.25am Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

It's to do with breathing through your mouth, I believe. I often have to spit when I go for a run but never feel the need when I go for a long walk and only occasionally when I cycle.

I think that the FA made it a yellow card offense when football restated last season but I can't remember a single instance of a yellow being given.

I do recall a big fuss about spitting in the Tour de France but think it was the cyclists being spat at rather than the other way around. I did find this online [Link]

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 25 Feb 21 9.33am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

In terms of spitting, the 'Optics' are hardly positive.
Witnessing saliva being catapulted out of a mouth, in any setting, is unsightly and very unappealing.

 

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Midlands Eagle Flag 25 Feb 21 5.48pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Witnessing saliva being catapulted out of a mouth, in any setting, is unsightly and very unappealing.

There are worse things that footballers constantly do that are far more unsightly and unappealing than spitting and it always seems as if they wait until the cameras are on them before ejecting nasal fluids

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 25 Feb 21 6.04pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle


There are worse things that footballers constantly do that are far more unsightly and unappealing than spitting and it always seems as if they wait until the cameras are on them before ejecting nasal fluids


Finger pressed against nostril, nasal fluid ejected with a degree of force.
Looks absolutely disgusting.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 Feb 21 12.15pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Willo


Finger pressed against nostril, nasal fluid ejected with a degree of force.
Looks absolutely disgusting.

But tastes delicious.

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 26 Feb 21 12.28pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

There are worse things that footballers constantly do that are far more unsightly and unappealing than spitting and it always seems as if they wait until the cameras are on them before ejecting nasal fluids

Thought you were going to describe Dwight Yorke.

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 26 Feb 21 12.28pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Willo


Finger pressed against nostril, nasal fluid ejected with a degree of force.
Looks absolutely disgusting.

Aka ‘Dustmans’ blow’

 


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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 26 Feb 21 3.29pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

i'm surprised nobody mentioned El Haj Diouf spitting at the crowd whenever he scored a goal.

 


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JRW2 Flag Dulwich 26 Feb 21 4.57pm Send a Private Message to JRW2 Add JRW2 as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

There are worse things that footballers constantly do that are far more unsightly and unappealing than spitting and it always seems as if they wait until the cameras are on them before ejecting nasal fluids

Although this is clearly not in the same league as spitting and expelling nasal contents, I wonder why players - particularly when they're waiting to come on as a substitute - feel the need to stick their hands down into their shorts and keep moving them (their hands, that is) backwards and forwards round their waist.

 

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Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 26 Feb 21 6.39pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Originally posted by JRW2

Although this is clearly not in the same league as spitting and expelling nasal contents, I wonder why players - particularly when they're waiting to come on as a substitute - feel the need to stick their hands down into their shorts and keep moving them (their hands, that is) backwards and forwards round their waist.

Probably down to nerves and slightly better than watching them stick their hands into their shorts to make their privates comfy - if you know what I mean.

 

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