I have heard that off the pitch he is a very nice chap and was the life and soul of the Chelsea training ground often engaging in pranks.

if he was willing to come here it wud be amazing - a sort of world class version of Troy Deeney. And it's not that out of the question - because although plenty of top clubs would consider him not all of them would need him at this juncture, whereas he'd be great for us for the next six months, he can advertise his wares for the Euros, b*gger off in June, everybody happy lah lah lah la laah. We would need to do a bit of squad offloading to pay his wages mind.