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 cryrst  The garden of England 25 Sep 20 7.59pm |
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Just tell her shes an ungrateful c*** and she was lucky it wasnt a dust pan and brush.
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Tom-the-eagle  Croydon 25 Sep 20 8.04pm |
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Originally posted by cryrst
Just tell her shes an ungrateful c*** and she was lucky it wasnt a dust pan and brush.
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 25 Sep 20 10.33pm |
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Women today are so ungrateful. They don't know they're born. About 70 years ago, my nan would have had to sweep the carpet with a hard broom, then take it into the back yard, hang it over the washing line and then beat it. She'd then lay it out on the floor and scrub it with soap and water. All your missus has to do is push a lightweight Dyson backwards and forwards a few times. They're all lazy nowadays I tell ya.
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Jimenez  SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 26 Sep 20 1.50am |
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Originally posted by Paaalaaace
I bought the wife a Butt Plug with a big sparkly Jewell one end.....thought she would love it....Was mistaken! They you go Tom ready made gift. Just arrange to meet Paaalaaace in the Cherries for the hand over (so to speak)
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| Dubai Eagle 26 Sep 20 8.04am |
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wow - this thread went downhill fast, lol
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| Jimenez SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 26 Sep 20 12.19pm |
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Originally posted by martin2412
Women today are so ungrateful. They don't know they're born. About 70 years ago, my nan would have had to sweep the carpet with a hard broom, then take it into the back yard, hang it over the washing line and then beat it. She'd then lay it out on the floor and scrub it with soap and water. All your missus has to do is push a lightweight Dyson backwards and forwards a few times. They're all lazy nowadays I tell ya. ..........& all after doing an 18 hour day at the Mill
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 26 Sep 20 12.43pm |
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Originally posted by Jimenez
..........& all after doing an 18 hour day at the Mill we used to live in shoebox, by side t'road...
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Teddy Eagle  26 Sep 20 1.27pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
we used to live in shoebox, by side t'road... Side of t’road? Luxury.
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| steeleye20 Croydon 26 Sep 20 1.40pm |
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We were evicted from our hole in the ground.
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| Dubai Eagle 26 Sep 20 1.41pm |
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You had a hole ? Originally posted by steeleye20
We were evicted from our hole in the ground.
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 Sep 20 1.53pm |
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A spare battery pack for the Dyson will probably convince her. I presume she has a decent sense of humour.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 26 Sep 20 2.28pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
A spare battery pack for the Dyson will probably convince her. I presume she has a decent sense of humour. or he can run faster than wife..
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