I think you mean "Moist"

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

Sometimes you just know you've had a great dump.

When I was a youngster I came off my motorbike and crushed some vertebrae in my neck!

I was flat on my back in hospital for a month with a large collar on unable to initially feel anything below my neck, some feeling slowly returning a bit each day.

I did eat a tiny amount food after a few days, drank liquids but had to pee lying down (not too difficult to manage with a bit of assistance)

However, when it finally came to having a s*** after about 6 days (which I was absolutely dreading) that was an awful experience-still lying prone on top of a bed pan held in place by 1 good natured giggling nurse, the other nurse holding my knees to keep them slightly bent (for ease of use) both who had seen and heard it all before! We all attempted to get through the whole procedure without further injury to me (I was past any embarrassment).
Quite what the rest of the ward thought was going on I don't know but nobody ever asked me!!!!!
If only mobile phones had been around then I bet one of them would have, it was a torturous event but not without humour!!