I f*cking hate LinkedIn

It's basically just like all social media - a pile of fake shyte.

For example, you get stupid (mainly) women on Facebook gushing over pictures that someone's posted of their rank little kid, with cringey comments like 'aww bless, what a cutie', when it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen in your life. People trying to project an image that they're all wonderful and caring when in reality they're nasty little two faced basterds.

You can't take anything on the internet as being kosher.

I like to think that I'm just as much of a git on the internet as I am in real life.