How about this for when football returns (if there are games at Selhurst): life-sized cut-outs are placed at each seat, and - here’s the real innovation - iPads fitted to their ‘heads’? Each real fan - ticket/ST holder - watching from home is connected to the iPad fitted to their character, and their cheers, exclamations, chants broadcast vivas that device (and their home device, of course) into the ground from their seat (block W in the Arthur, in my case).
There’d be a weird atmosphere, but at least I’d get to be able to see everything without my friend jumping up from the row in front of me all the time.
It would cost, of course. A sell-out crowd of iPads, about £13 million.....

Friend! Swap seats when back and show him what it's like. Lucky in the arthur block I'm in no one sits down all game.

Take the big men on their blind side then he will be sitting all game