If it had been a giraffe the High Balls would have been on him.

One more point

One of the funniest things I saw was (in Hove as it happens) a seagull take a wrong turn having chomped on someone's cold chips from the terrace into the pub rather than away from it.

The chaos and panic that ensued was marvellous, as a) a seagull is a big beast, especially in a confined space and b) the people screaming and hiding under their tables were probably self-proclaimed animal lovers who actually had no right to be as terrified as they were at seeing a wonder of nature close up.

Loved to have been in that bar with the horse though.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

It was a dodgy pint of canterbrau. Gave him the trots.