^^^ made me laugh. I passed my motorbike test first, which was very intensive and highly structured.
Passed my car test with no lessons. My examiner (who I argued with through-out the test), threw my pass certificate at me , "here's your pathetic pass", before jumping out the car

My missus wrote-off her instructors car on the third lesson, last year.

Examiners are only allowed to pass a certain number of candidates

I disengage, I turn the page.

I recall failing my first motorbike test and shouting at the examiner as he jogged off back to the test centre. (he said I didn't use my mirrors)
I did the same course and exactly the same manoeuvres for the re-take, and passed. The difference being, that my motorbike instructor told me to knock my wing mirrors slightly out of kilter. (and do the same for you car test) Because this has the effect of making you actually move your head slightly to see what's in the mirror, which is more noticeable to the tester than just an eye-roll.

And I was a jammy bvgger passing my car test. (no lessons). Immediately after passing my test, I drove into town on my own, and went into a busy multi-storey car park. Where I nearly 5hat myself because I hadn't mastered hill starts. Nearly burnt the clutch out trying not to roll back into the car behind. I got the hang of it by the 4th floor.

I disengage, I turn the page.