Definitely not me; they wouldn't have wanted me in the third team, even at Kirby's age! My younger son and his family ('beer man' on here) are in Tenerife from yesterday, but none of us have been anywhere near Lanzarote

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

No meant to say Surf and Turf But in case anyone is interested I have frequented most of the best beaches in North Cornwall, was out in Peniche last year and heading down past Cadiz this summer. Partial to a little "apre surf" as well.