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Casual Orpington 24 Mar 18 2.14pm
Originally posted by Boooo My wife's parents are divorced so i ended up with 2 mother in laws. One nice, the other a c7nt i nicknamed Lilo Lil. One was welcome, the other, never. The good one is now gone, unfortunately Lilo hasn't. What will annoy me more than anything is that when she does snuff it, i will have to have a day off work for the funeral which will make me hate her even more. Ha. Like that.
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Orpington 24 Mar 18 2.14pm

Originally posted by Boooo

My wife's parents are divorced so i ended up with 2 mother in laws. One nice, the other a c7nt i nicknamed Lilo Lil. One was welcome, the other, never. The good one is now gone, unfortunately Lilo hasn't. What will annoy me more than anything is that when she does snuff it, i will have to have a day off work for the funeral which will make me hate her even more.

Ha. Like that.

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monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 24 Mar 18 3.00pm
I took my mother in law to madame tussard’s Chamber of horrors once,,,,,,,one of the staff said to me “keep her moving sir, we’re stock taking”
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Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 24 Mar 18 3.00pm

I took my mother in law to madame tussard’s Chamber of horrors once,,,,,,,one of the staff said to me “keep her moving sir, we’re stock taking”

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Vaibow vancouver/croydon 24 Mar 18 4.00pm
Originally posted by Casual I try to be respectful to everyone I meet, until they don’t deserve it. She doesn’t respect you by the sounds of it, so f*k her. Had a similar thing with one of my mother in laws mates, sneery and rude. I told my wife she was rude and she replied “that’s just Ange”. “We tell ‘just Ange’ not to come round my house again , the rude cnt” Never seen her since. Just because she’s your mother in law, she doesn’t deserve your respect forever, pull her and ask her what her problem is. Make her feel uncomfortable. Or put a pillow over her face when she’s sleeping and whisper in her ear “I’m the fuc*ing governor now” as she suffocates. Hope that helps. I dropped her off to the airport once and noticed her ‘sleep apnea’ machine in the boot... (for those that don’t know, it’s like a mask helping her breath) - the temptation to leave it there was all too real!! This thread has cheered me up... the issue is, my wife just can’t see the problem or acknowledge it - I just have to slowly grind her into shape... This was once a quality forum....
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vancouver/croydon 24 Mar 18 4.00pm

Originally posted by Casual

I try to be respectful to everyone I meet, until they don’t deserve it.
She doesn’t respect you by the sounds of it, so f**k her.
Had a similar thing with one of my mother in laws mates, sneery and rude. I told my wife she was rude and she replied “that’s just Ange”.
“We tell ‘just Ange’ not to come round my house again , the rude c*nt”
Never seen her since.
Just because she’s your mother in law, she doesn’t deserve your respect forever, pull her and ask her what her problem is. Make her feel uncomfortable.
Or put a pillow over her face when she’s sleeping and whisper in her ear “I’m the fuc*ing governor now” as she suffocates.
Hope that helps.

I dropped her off to the airport once and noticed her ‘sleep apnea’ machine in the boot... (for those that don’t know, it’s like a mask helping her breath) - the temptation to leave it there was all too real!!
This thread has cheered me up...
the issue is, my wife just can’t see the problem or acknowledge it - I just have to slowly grind her into shape...

This was once a quality forum....

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Casual Orpington 24 Mar 18 6.57pm
Originally posted by Vaibow I dropped her off to the airport once and noticed her ‘sleep apnea’ machine in the boot... (for those that don’t know, it’s like a mask helping her breath) - the temptation to leave it there was all too real!! This thread has cheered me up... the issue is, my wife just can’t see the problem or acknowledge it - I just have to slowly grind her into shape... Jokes aside though mate, your Mrs must know it’s happening, but doesn’t know how to deal with it. I bet she’d have a problem if someone else was taking the pss out of you. I’d pull the mother in law on it and bring it out in the open, if it then doesn’t get sorted, you’ve done your bit. Then go out and by a big fck off pillow. Good luck.
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Orpington 24 Mar 18 6.57pm

Originally posted by Vaibow

Jokes aside though mate, your Mrs must know it’s happening, but doesn’t know how to deal with it.
I bet she’d have a problem if someone else was taking the p*ss out of you. I’d pull the mother in law on it and bring it out in the open, if it then doesn’t get sorted, you’ve done your bit. Then go out and by a big f*ck off pillow.
Good luck.

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chateauferret 24 Mar 18 10.10pm
Originally posted by Vaibow I dropped her off to the airport once and noticed her ‘sleep apnea’ machine in the boot... (for those that don’t know, it’s like a mask helping her breath) - the temptation to leave it there was all too real!! This thread has cheered me up... the issue is, my wife just can’t see the problem or acknowledge it - I just have to slowly grind her into shape... A CPAP machine (that's its real name - Continuous Positive Airway Pressure) doesn't make sure you breathe during sleep, your autonomous breathing reflex does that. If you stop breathing it wakes you up and that's what the problem is with sleep apnoea. You don't suffocate if you don't use the machine; you just don't sleep properly and might drop off spontaneously during the day, which is why you can't drive with untreated sleep apnoea. The machine sends data to the DVLA who use it to certify that you are still safe to drive, so if you deprive her of the machine, her driving licence and insurance will become invalid, but she won't shuffle off this mortal coil unless she continues to drive. ============ The Ferret ============
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24 Mar 18 10.10pm

Originally posted by Vaibow

A CPAP machine (that's its real name - Continuous Positive Airway Pressure) doesn't make sure you breathe during sleep, your autonomous breathing reflex does that. If you stop breathing it wakes you up and that's what the problem is with sleep apnoea. You don't suffocate if you don't use the machine; you just don't sleep properly and might drop off spontaneously during the day, which is why you can't drive with untreated sleep apnoea. The machine sends data to the DVLA who use it to certify that you are still safe to drive, so if you deprive her of the machine, her driving licence and insurance will become invalid, but she won't shuffle off this mortal coil unless she continues to drive.

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elgrande bedford 25 Mar 18 8.31am
My first mother in law hated me,we would argue all the time...she would shout at me "I hope you die before me I will dance on your grave" and I would shout back.." so do I I'm gonna be buried at sea"... The old ones are the best. always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.
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bedford 25 Mar 18 8.31am

My first mother in law hated me,we would argue all the time...she would shout at me "I hope you die before me I will dance on your grave" and I would shout back.." so do I I'm gonna be buried at sea"... The old ones are the best.

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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HeathMan Purley 25 Mar 18 2.51pm
All mothers-in law are different. The generous gift of enabling her to watch Palace this coming Easter Saturday could backfire, when she tells you how much she enjoyed her immersion in the Anglo-Saxon Language and demonstrates by singing that she could not hear the Scousers sing, and her doubts about referee quality. COYP
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Purley 25 Mar 18 2.51pm

All mothers-in law are different. The generous gift of enabling her to watch Palace this coming Easter Saturday could backfire, when she tells you how much she enjoyed her immersion in the Anglo-Saxon Language and demonstrates by singing that she could not hear the Scousers sing, and her doubts about referee quality. COYP

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