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NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 15 Jun 17 2.33pm Send a Private Message to NKEagle Add NKEagle as a friend

Originally posted by grumpymort


When you look at the type he goes with i can see a fair few of them having medical risks or they wont want to carry a child because of it affecting there career.

I do not see what the problem is having someone carry a child for you it is a choice from both parties

You know who else chose to use a surrogate instead of procreating naturally? God. If it was good enough for Him it's certainly good enough for the rest of us.

 

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Part Time James Flag 15 Jun 17 2.35pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by NKEagle

You know who else chose to use a surrogate instead of procreating naturally? God. If it was good enough for Him it's certainly good enough for the rest of us.

Was always suspicious about Michael Jackson too.

 




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NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 15 Jun 17 2.36pm Send a Private Message to NKEagle Add NKEagle as a friend

Originally posted by Jamesrichards8

He's almost certainly gay. Don't give me that cobblers about him 'dating' a model. I think it's only to preserve the ronaldo brand, which would be damaged heavily if he were an open homosexual. He has a close 'friendship' with a Moroccan bachelor, whom he frequently liaises with for no apparent reason and at great cost.

Get out. Next you'll be telling us some of the womens players might be lesbians.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 15 Jun 17 4.34pm

Originally posted by Jamesrichards8

just because he's a great fighter does not mean he is straight. many people suspected they had a relationship when the story came out that ronaldo would frequently fly a private plane to morocco after matchdays to see him, and then return before training.

Most of the gay blokes I've known can 'look after themselves'. Tends to go with the territory of being gay in the 80s.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 15 Jun 17 4.37pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Was always suspicious about Michael Jackson too.

I think he was well documented as having children.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 15 Jun 17 4.48pm

Originally posted by NKEagle

You know who else chose to use a surrogate instead of procreating naturally? God. If it was good enough for Him it's certainly good enough for the rest of us.

Pfft Jahova phoning it in as usual. Zeus gave birth to Athena, by swallowing the pregnant Metis (killing her). Suffering from a headache, he had Hephestis crack his skull open with a wedge, and out sprung Athena, fully grown, armoured and ready to kick some ass.

Oh and because its Zeus, the conception involves some serious stalking and possible bestiality.

That's proper god s**t.

 


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NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 15 Jun 17 5.34pm Send a Private Message to NKEagle Add NKEagle as a friend

Originally posted by Jamesrichards8

just because he's a great fighter does not mean he is straight. many people suspected they had a relationship when the story came out that ronaldo would frequently fly a private plane to morocco after matchdays to see him, and then return before training.

He's Ronaldo. It's not like he's just going to go down to the local glory hole every Tuesday night.

 

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NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 15 Jun 17 5.40pm Send a Private Message to NKEagle Add NKEagle as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Pfft Jahova phoning it in as usual. Zeus gave birth to Athena, by swallowing the pregnant Metis (killing her). Suffering from a headache, he had Hephestis crack his skull open with a wedge, and out sprung Athena, fully grown, armoured and ready to kick some ass.

Oh and because its Zeus, the conception involves some serious stalking and possible bestiality.

That's proper god s**t.

God -- Ronaldo.
Zeus -- Ched Evans/Adam Johnson.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 16 Jun 17 10.09am

Originally posted by NKEagle

God -- Ronaldo.
Zeus -- Ched Evans/Adam Johnson.

Proper gods get stuff done. Thor might well have drunk too much, be prone to cross dressing and bouts of violence, but when was the last time you saw a f**king Frost Giant. Meanwhile, sin and evil everywhere.

 


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Part Time James Flag 16 Jun 17 10.25am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I think I'd like Ronaldo more if he was a gay. I think the whole time I've mainly resented his looks, ability and money because he demonstrates a high standard to women. But if he suddenly becomes unattainable due to his preferences, it'll free up some ladies for hotshots like me.

 




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youngpalacefan111 Flag 16 Jun 17 5.19pm Send a Private Message to youngpalacefan111 Add youngpalacefan111 as a friend

you boys maybe right, rumour has it he's using this 15m tax evasion rumour to be get jailed in Morocco and join his boyfriend Bahir Hari (legendarily k1 fighter) in prision so he can drop the soap! fair play lads you were right!

 

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NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 16 Jun 17 6.33pm Send a Private Message to NKEagle Add NKEagle as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I think I'd like Ronaldo more if he was a gay. I think the whole time I've mainly resented his looks, ability and money because he demonstrates a high standard to women. But if he suddenly becomes unattainable due to his preferences, it'll free up some ladies for hotshots like me.

Unfortunately, I very much doubt that him being out of the mix would move the needle for most of us.

I can't really see any woman thinking to herself, "Oh well, since Ronaldo's not an option anymore I suppose I'll have to settle for this pallid, out of shape, middle-aged married guy."

 

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