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  Hrolf The Ganger  10 Mar 17 12.14pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Interesting. From the way the article was written, the 'gay romp' in question appeared to be 'clandestine frenzied bumming'. Despite attempts to glamorise it, it sounds like a couple of fat, sweaty, aging men shagging each other after copious amounts of alcohol in a royal broom cupboard.
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| matt_himself Matataland 10 Mar 17 12.46pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
That comes after the grappling I would assume. What else would there be to do at that point? I have literally no idea as I do not know how these things work. And, thinking about it, I think ignorance is bliss on this matter.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 10 Mar 17 12.52pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I have literally no idea as I do not know how these things work. And, thinking about it, I think ignorance is bliss on this matter. The word grappling reminds me of police chasing a streaker of a farmer trying to grab a wriggling sheep
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| Part Time James 10 Mar 17 12.52pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I would imagine the yelps of pain from a chair leg being inserted would be somewhat loud... maybe someone can confirm this.. You work your way up when you're into bum insertion. Start with a frozen cocktail sausage (but tie string to it in order to be able to retrieve it in an emergency). That's why bum toys are tapered. One toy that will serve you throughout your bum career.
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| Part Time James 10 Mar 17 12.54pm |
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I ought to add that the list isn't definitive. If you want to use a Kit Kat or Umbrella then use your own mind as to when it's appropriate to dabble.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 10 Mar 17 12.58pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I ought to add that the list isn't definitive. If you want to use a Kit Kat or Umbrella then use your own mind as to when it's appropriate to dabble. Rather die in ignorance if it's all the same
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| Part Time James 10 Mar 17 1.29pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Rather die in ignorance if it's all the same Fine, but if someone slips a chair leg in after death you won't be able to defend yourself.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 10 Mar 17 1.45pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Fine, but if someone slips a chair leg in after death you won't be able to defend yourself. What a depressing thought. I could try coming back and haunting them!
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| Part Time James 10 Mar 17 2.01pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
What a depressing thought. I could try coming back and haunting them! I hate to break this to you, but no one is frightened of ghosts with chair legs up their arses.
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| matt_himself Matataland 10 Mar 17 3.45pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
You work your way up when you're into bum insertion. Start with a frozen cocktail sausage (but tie string to it in order to be able to retrieve it in an emergency). That's why bum toys are tapered. One toy that will serve you throughout your bum career. Have you ever tried the 'Hutchence' thing? Wild guess but the above suggests that you are a bored pervert and auto erotic asphyxiation is the next logical step for you.
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| Part Time James 10 Mar 17 4.00pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Have you ever tried the 'Hutchence' thing? Wild guess but the above suggests that you are a bored pervert and auto erotic asphyxiation is the next logical step for you. Ever since I almost drowned in the bath trying to locate my G-spot, I've not been particularly experimental with my masturbatory activity. Got in my mind that if it all goes wrong someone is going to have to untangle my corpse.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 10 Mar 17 5.49pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I hate to break this to you, but no one is frightened of ghosts with chair legs up their arses. Not your friend anymore...
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