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Hoof Hearted 25 Feb 17 12.14pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Nail on head....How these plonkers have the front to write these ridiculous sentences just shows how stupid and non discerning they consider their audience to be. Is this part of foreplay or "finishing her off" ? EDIT - Didn't see mezzer was thinking along the same lines..... Edited by Hoof Hearted (25 Feb 2017 12.15pm)
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 25 Feb 17 5.31pm | |
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I once gave a woman a 2 hour orgasm. Turns out she was epileptic.
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 25 Feb 17 9.36pm | |
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Also, I have provided select female victims with the most intense orgasms. The shortening of breath Also the spams in the female groin , which coupled with juice, tends to act as a vacuum pump. This is an involuntary act (from the man), but the spasms in the lady-garden continue to such an extent to suck relish onto the ovaries, thus increasing the possibility of pregnancy.
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Stirlingsays 26 Feb 17 12.38am | |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Interesting foreplay technique. I'll give it a go. Thanks Stirling.
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Stirlingsays 26 Feb 17 12.40am | |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Is this part of foreplay or "finishing her off" ? EDIT - Didn't see mezzer was thinking along the same lines..... Edited by Hoof Hearted (25 Feb 2017 12.15pm) I should quickly get a patent before this takes off.
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nairb75 Baltimore 26 Feb 17 3.36am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
All depends on the context.. a one night stand v a long term relationship. Might be embarrassed. Might not be that experienced in bed so they don't really know above the most obvious positions .boredom . Lots of factors either way, the opportunity exists. although i'm not spring chicken and i know that it will never happen. still, ask, and you'll still get the "you shouldn't need to ask." wifey is a good one but still, it happens moreso than maybe it needs to if the ladies could be a bit more forthcoming. basically, i'm wrong all the time about everything about women. i've accepted it. life is easier.
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Hoof Hearted 26 Feb 17 11.16am | |
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Lets face it... every woman is capable of faking an orgasm. The only way you can truly tell if you have done the business properly is to get a "squirter". I've never had the pleasure (or my technique is sh1t). There is no way a woman is faking that!
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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 26 Feb 17 11.56am | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I should quickly get a patent before this takes off. I've tried the nail on head now and it had mixed results to be honest. She screamed like a banshee, fair enough, and called out all manner of names, but I wouldn't list ecstasy as one of the key emotions. Anyway, off to A&E now....
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 26 Feb 17 3.32pm | |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Lets face it... every woman is capable of faking an orgasm. The only way you can truly tell if you have done the business properly is to get a "squirter". I've never had the pleasure (or my technique is sh1t). There is no way a woman is faking that!
I am not convinced about the existence of 'squirters'
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 26 Feb 17 8.54pm | |
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well this is The sun's response 7 ways to ensure the Big-O My 7 ways would be :
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