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Hoof Hearted 25 Feb 17 12.14pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Nail on head....How these plonkers have the front to write these ridiculous sentences just shows how stupid and non discerning they consider their audience to be.

Is this part of foreplay or "finishing her off" ?

EDIT - Didn't see mezzer was thinking along the same lines.....

Edited by Hoof Hearted (25 Feb 2017 12.15pm)

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 25 Feb 17 5.31pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I once gave a woman a 2 hour orgasm.

Turns out she was epileptic.

 


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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 25 Feb 17 9.36pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Also, I have provided select female victims with the most intense orgasms.
Not only did the women say this (but they are liars), but there are also physical traits.

The shortening of breath
The furrowing of the brow
The blushing cheeks

Also the spams in the female groin , which coupled with juice, tends to act as a vacuum pump.
Therefore gentleman's relish is sucked from the scrotum, up the shaft and into the 'hole'.

This is an involuntary act (from the man), but the spasms in the lady-garden continue to such an extent to suck relish onto the ovaries, thus increasing the possibility of pregnancy.


I will not share my technique, for fear of copy-cat attacks

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 26 Feb 17 12.38am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by mezzer

Interesting foreplay technique. I'll give it a go. Thanks Stirling.


 


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Stirlingsays Flag 26 Feb 17 12.40am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

Is this part of foreplay or "finishing her off" ?

EDIT - Didn't see mezzer was thinking along the same lines.....

Edited by Hoof Hearted (25 Feb 2017 12.15pm)

I should quickly get a patent before this takes off.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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nairb75 Flag Baltimore 26 Feb 17 3.36am Send a Private Message to nairb75 Add nairb75 as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

All depends on the context.. a one night stand v a long term relationship. Might be embarrassed. Might not be that experienced in bed so they don't really know above the most obvious positions .boredom . Lots of factors

either way, the opportunity exists. although i'm not spring chicken and i know that it will never happen.

still, ask, and you'll still get the "you shouldn't need to ask." wifey is a good one but still, it happens moreso than maybe it needs to if the ladies could be a bit more forthcoming. basically, i'm wrong all the time about everything about women. i've accepted it. life is easier.

 

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Hoof Hearted 26 Feb 17 11.16am

Lets face it... every woman is capable of faking an orgasm.

The only way you can truly tell if you have done the business properly is to get a "squirter".

I've never had the pleasure (or my technique is sh1t).

There is no way a woman is faking that!

 

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mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 26 Feb 17 11.56am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I should quickly get a patent before this takes off.

I've tried the nail on head now and it had mixed results to be honest. She screamed like a banshee, fair enough, and called out all manner of names, but I wouldn't list ecstasy as one of the key emotions.

Anyway, off to A&E now....

 


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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 26 Feb 17 3.32pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

Lets face it... every woman is capable of faking an orgasm.

The only way you can truly tell if you have done the business properly is to get a "squirter".

I've never had the pleasure (or my technique is sh1t).

There is no way a woman is faking that!

I am not convinced about the existence of 'squirters'
I have some specialist DVD's, and it just seems like the ladies are pishing themselves

 


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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 26 Feb 17 8.54pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

well this is The sun's response

[Link]

7 ways to ensure the Big-O

My 7 ways would be :
1. use a rampant rabbit with long-life batteries
2. Get a mate to 'finish her off'
3. Get the lady very pished
4. Rhohypnol
5. Tease her. Watch a bit of footie and tell her you'll be up when she's ready.
6. get another lady or two into the bedroom arena. The competitiveness would be ferocious.
7. Let them fake it. I don't care

 


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