If we are going to rate the players out of ten, how would they rate my friends over a match?

Agey: 6. Can't fault him for effort, but his singing was inconsistent, and he was all over the pitch - which isn't good when you'e tryig to hold a tune

Man in front of me: 4. Unimaginative approach to chants, wasn't prepared to ry anything new.

Other bloke in front: 7. Was up and down throughout the game, forcing me to stand up. Clever use of swear words when abusing ref.