Has anyone here purchased the new HOL Joe Ledley tshirt?

I previously purchased a Joe Ledley t-shirt from the club shop and, well there were side effects. Firstly my beard and eyebrows gradually grew towards each other. In fact, it look less than a week. My pectorals grew until I had a densely packed 52 inch chest. My forearms enlarged and I found I was able to do one handed press-ups where before I couldn't even do two handed press-ups, such was my poor upper body strength. After a month I had grown a second p*nis and they were both in constant use from girls who seemed drawn to my permanent smell of Dior Homme and wet dog. All good you might say. However, the same thing happened to my wife and frankly a wife with a p*nis is not attractive. Love her big arms though. Sadly the t-shirt ripped and I went back to being a skinny nerd on a football forum talking bollocks. Anyone know if the new t-shirt is any good?

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Originally posted by Part Time James

Has anyone here purchased the new HOL Joe Ledley tshirt?

I previously purchased a Joe Ledley t-shirt from the club shop and, well there were side effects. Firstly my beard and eyebrows gradually grew towards each other. In fact, it look less than a week. My pectorals grew until I had a densely packed 52 inch chest. My forearms enlarged and I found I was able to do one handed press-ups where before I couldn't even do two handed press-ups, such was my poor upper body strength. After a month I had grown a second p*nis and they were both in constant use from girls who seemed drawn to my permanent smell of Dior Homme and wet dog. All good you might say. However, the same thing happened to my wife and frankly a wife with a p*nis is not attractive. Love her big arms though. Sadly the t-shirt ripped and I went back to being a skinny nerd on a football forum talking bollocks. Anyone know if the new t-shirt is any good?

You have a lovely way with words - always a joy to read.