If I'd not seen it with my own eyes...
dropped in local tailors to pick up my strides that had been altered.
behind the counter another tailor was sewing a Leicester fc badge on the arm of a (s***e) jacket.
on a double take I noticed there was already a W.Ham club badge on the other arm.
then it got sick.
very sick.
The tailor lifted the jacket and revealed a Charlton badge on the breast.
could the circus be in Croydon.
was it a terrible terrible lost bet consequence?
mind boggles.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.