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I don't in any way shape or form encourage this....but...the secret footballer posted this earlier today

‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway

If him and Adebayor sign think we would have to take the whole wall out. No thanks.

“ [T]here are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.There are known unknowns; that is to say there are things that, we now know we don't know.But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know. ”
—United States Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld

So all this American backing, and we are getting linked to players like this! Who next Bradley Wright Philips?? I know it's all speculation, but some very underwhelming names we are linked with.

Edited by MPE (16 Jan 2016 12.04am)

Just when I thought that I was out...........they pull me back in

I have a Danish friend who suggested only last night that Bendtner would be ideal for us in our circumstances. He said that although he had had "some problems" in the past that those were behind him, that he was playing well for Wolfsburg and that Pardew's man management skills would suit him.

There may be something in this.

For the avoidance of doubt any comments in response to a previous post are directed to its ideas and not at any, or all, posters personally.

It's a definite "yes" from me. He may be rubbish, no debate about that, but in terms of comedy value the bloke is solid gold. Absolute nutter. It'd be worth bringing him in just to see HOL go into permanent meltdown. "Willo on Bendtner would be worth the price of admission alone: "I am informed...."

Botton line: Zero chance he'll be more useless than Gayle or Campbell. It's not possible to score fewer than 0 goals. And the laughs...

Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.