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Barcelona Based Fan Flag No longer Barcelona, now living in... 29 May 09 2.20pm Send a Private Message to Barcelona Based Fan Add Barcelona Based Fan as a friend

Quote HorshamEagle at 19 May 2009 11:53am

Not an internet dating story, but i was on a night out in Coventry a few years back and spotted a good looking girl. I went over, spoke to her and somehow, within about 3 minutes, she was crying in the middle of the dance floor telling me about how she was gangraped about 3 years ago. As if that wasn't embarrassing enough, her sisters boyfriend was serving behind the bar, thought i'd made her cry and jumped over the bar confronting me over the issue in front of everyone. Saying things like "she's been through a lot and now she has pricks like you reminding her off her ordeal"

Eventually i managed to contain the situation, said i'll buy her a drink whilst she calms down and bolted from the club!

Saw her in another club later on that night and almost the exact same scenario was happening to some poor other sod.

Lol should have taken her outside for a bit of air!

 


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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM
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Kenny Lunt Flag Somewhere a whole lot better than ... 29 May 09 3.09pm

Quote HorshamEagle at 19 May 2009 11:53am

Not an internet dating story, but i was on a night out in Coventry a few years back and spotted a good looking girl. I went over, spoke to her and somehow, within about 3 minutes, she was crying in the middle of the dance floor telling me about how she was gangraped about 3 years ago. As if that wasn't embarrassing enough, her sisters boyfriend was serving behind the bar, thought i'd made her cry and jumped over the bar confronting me over the issue in front of everyone. Saying things like "she's been through a lot and now she has pricks like you reminding her off her ordeal"

Eventually i managed to contain the situation, said i'll buy her a drink whilst she calms down and bolted from the club!

Saw her in another club later on that night and almost the exact same scenario was happening to some poor other sod.


Blimey! How many boyfriends does her sister have? You should have tried your luck with her....

 

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ElliottHutchins Flag Wakefield 29 May 09 3.22pm Send a Private Message to ElliottHutchins Add ElliottHutchins as a friend

Quote Kenny Lunt at 29 May 2009 3:09pm

Quote HorshamEagle at 19 May 2009 11:53am

Not an internet dating story, but i was on a night out in Coventry a few years back and spotted a good looking girl. I went over, spoke to her and somehow, within about 3 minutes, she was crying in the middle of the dance floor telling me about how she was gangraped about 3 years ago. As if that wasn't embarrassing enough, her sisters boyfriend was serving behind the bar, thought i'd made her cry and jumped over the bar confronting me over the issue in front of everyone. Saying things like "she's been through a lot and now she has pricks like you reminding her off her ordeal"

Eventually i managed to contain the situation, said i'll buy her a drink whilst she calms down and bolted from the club!

Saw her in another club later on that night and almost the exact same scenario was happening to some poor other sod.


Blimey! How many boyfriends does her sister have? You should have tried your luck with her....

Sounds like Cov!!! Ugly Slags, Hags and Chavs

 


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jelholyoake Flag 07 Jun 09 10.38pm

The only 'long thread' i've read right through. Very funny.

 


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