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TheJudge 15 Jun 15 11.51am
If it was left to our leftie/lib friends, all women would have to cover all their bits. No wonder they love our Muslim friends so much. The day I stop appreciating a woman, it will be time to nail down the lid.
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TheJudge

15 Jun 15 11.51am

If it was left to our leftie/lib friends, all women would have to cover all their bits. No wonder they love our Muslim friends so much.
The day I stop appreciating a woman, it will be time to nail down the lid.

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 15 Jun 15 12.22pm
If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down. "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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dannyh

wherever I lay my hat....... 15 Jun 15 12.22pm

If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Jun 15 12.28pm
Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.22pm If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down. DannyH Do you not find from experience that substantial breasts flop to one side when the lady is on her back ? They look very tempting when they are propped up but remove the brassiere and suddenly they become rather flaccid. I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!!
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Jun 15 12.28pm

Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.22pm

If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down.

DannyH

Do you not find from experience that substantial breasts flop to one side when the lady is on her back ? They look very tempting when they are propped up but remove the brassiere and suddenly they become rather flaccid.

I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!!

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 15 Jun 15 12.46pm
Quote Willo at 15 Jun 2015 12.28pm Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.22pm If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down. DannyH Do you not find from experience that substantial breasts flop to one side when the lady is on her back ? They look very tempting when they are propped up but remove the brassiere and suddenly they become rather flaccid. I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!! Birds your age mate can normally do kick ups with the Bristols when out of the booby holster. But I get to look at a lovely pair every night "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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dannyh

wherever I lay my hat....... 15 Jun 15 12.46pm

Quote Willo at 15 Jun 2015 12.28pm

Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.22pm

If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down.

DannyH

I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!!

Birds your age mate can normally do kick ups with the Bristols when out of the booby holster.

But I get to look at a lovely pair every night

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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npn Crowborough 15 Jun 15 1.04pm
Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.46pm Quote Willo at 15 Jun 2015 12.28pm Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.22pm If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down. DannyH Do you not find from experience that substantial breasts flop to one side when the lady is on her back ? They look very tempting when they are propped up but remove the brassiere and suddenly they become rather flaccid. I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!! Birds your age mate can normally do kick ups with the Bristols when out of the booby holster. But I get to look at a lovely pair every night Me too - sadly it's when I take my shirt off
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npn

Crowborough 15 Jun 15 1.04pm

Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.46pm

Quote Willo at 15 Jun 2015 12.28pm

Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.22pm

If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down.

DannyH

I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!!

Birds your age mate can normally do kick ups with the Bristols when out of the booby holster.

But I get to look at a lovely pair every night

Me too - sadly it's when I take my shirt off

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Jun 15 1.14pm
Quote npn at 15 Jun 2015 1.04pm Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.46pm Quote Willo at 15 Jun 2015 12.28pm Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.22pm If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down. DannyH Do you not find from experience that substantial breasts flop to one side when the lady is on her back ? They look very tempting when they are propped up but remove the brassiere and suddenly they become rather flaccid. I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!! Birds your age mate can normally do kick ups with the Bristols when out of the booby holster. But I get to look at a lovely pair every night Me too - sadly it's when I take my shirt off LOL !!!! Sadly my days of conjugal coupling are gone. Would have to get out the instruction manual to perform. Edited by Willo (15 Jun 2015 1.14pm)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Jun 15 1.14pm

Quote npn at 15 Jun 2015 1.04pm

Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.46pm

Quote Willo at 15 Jun 2015 12.28pm

Quote dannyh at 15 Jun 2015 12.22pm

If anything like the ones I posted where near me when I died, they'd have difficulty nailing the lid down.

DannyH

I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!!

Birds your age mate can normally do kick ups with the Bristols when out of the booby holster.

But I get to look at a lovely pair every night

Me too - sadly it's when I take my shirt off

LOL !!!!

Sadly my days of conjugal coupling are gone. Would have to get out the instruction manual to perform.

Edited by Willo (15 Jun 2015 1.14pm)

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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 16 Jun 15 12.35am
Quote TheJudge at 15 Jun 2015 11.51am If it was left to our leftie/lib friends, all women would have to cover all their bits. No wonder they love our Muslim friends so much. The day I stop appreciating a woman, it will be time to nail down the lid. I dunno about the 'libs', but this lefty would give the same rights to women to go topless as men now enjoy. It's Builder's Bum that gives me a dilemma...... I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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Quote TheJudge at 15 Jun 2015 11.51am

I dunno about the 'libs', but this lefty would give the same rights to women to go topless as men now enjoy.
It's Builder's Bum that gives me a dilemma......

I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football.
[Link]
twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum
Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely.
Come and JOIN.
Or they'll nick your telly.

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Harpo Oxfordshire 16 Jun 15 4.16pm
Quote Willo at 15 Jun 2015 12.28pm DannyH Do you not find from experience that substantial breasts flop to one side when the lady is on her back ? They look very tempting when they are propped up but remove the brassiere and suddenly they become rather flaccid. I readily admit that at my age (63 this year) my recollections are not from recent experience !!!!! I once found myself in bed with an ample woman. Never again - it was like a water bed, and so easy to fall off. Mrs H has a handful, but her broad shoulders mean that I live in a cleavage-free zone. Which is why I scan the street in search of delicious infinity!
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 16 Jun 15 4.16pm