Who has asked you for ID before sex? Did you sleep with a bouncer?

Were you Jimmy Saville's fixer?

Worse - I was Gary Glitters wig wrangler

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

managed to avoid any run-ins with the establishment but landed myself in it a few times with my parents. Was in the final year of school and one of my mates said he could get us some weed so naturally me and my three other best mates were all up for it and paid a tenner each for a little baggy of green stuff. Couple of days later I received a call from my mate who sold us the weed saying that our other mate had been arrested at school for showing people his bag of weed, and that his mum was about to drive over to my house to tell my parents all about it. Had that horrible nervous, nauseous feeling of guilt and being busted and remember flushing the stash down the toilet before I wandered down stairs to tell my parents what I'd done before my mate arrived at my door. My mate getting arrested at school made the Croydon Advertiser. I was grounded for a while and made to donate the 'drugs' money I'd paid to charity, however the twist in the story is that our 'dealer' mate had sold us a bag of oregano each because he couldn't get any weed.