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serial thriller The Promised Land 13 Feb 15 1.33pm
Only £17500. Or maybe you'd rather spend the money on a run with Nicky Morgan, or an iron man challenge with IDS? [Link] Personally I'd like to go coke-snorting and BDSM clothes shopping with Gideon. Or just for him to be my sub for the day while I dragged him around on a lead with a f*cking ball in his mouth and a dildo shoved up his arse. In fact I wonder how much it would be to have all of the Cabinet attired as such while I drove them around on a little train making them wave at poor people? Great to know our political system is so incorruptible... If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4
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Only £17500. Or maybe you'd rather spend the money on a run with Nicky Morgan, or an iron man challenge with IDS?

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Personally I'd like to go coke-snorting and BDSM clothes shopping with Gideon. Or just for him to be my sub for the day while I dragged him around on a lead with a f*cking ball in his mouth and a dildo shoved up his arse. In fact I wonder how much it would be to have all of the Cabinet attired as such while I drove them around on a little train making them wave at poor people?

Great to know our political system is so incorruptible...

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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becky over the moon 13 Feb 15 2.03pm
Quote serial thriller at 13 Feb 2015 1.33pm Only £17500. Or maybe you'd rather spend the money on a run with Nicky Morgan, or an iron man challenge with IDS? [Link] Personally I'd like to go coke-snorting and BDSM clothes shopping with Gideon. Or just for him to be my sub for the day while I dragged him around on a lead with a fcking ball in his mouth and a dildo shoved up his arse. In fact I wonder how much it would be to have all of the Cabinet attired as such while I drove them around on a little train making them wave at poor people?* Great to know our political system is so incorruptible... I gather you can come pretty close to this (including a couple of High Court judges) at the public conveniences on Leaves Green Common .... A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers
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Quote serial thriller at 13 Feb 2015 1.33pm

Only £17500. Or maybe you'd rather spend the money on a run with Nicky Morgan, or an iron man challenge with IDS?

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Personally I'd like to go coke-snorting and BDSM clothes shopping with Gideon. Or just for him to be my sub for the day while I dragged him around on a lead with a f*cking ball in his mouth and a dildo shoved up his arse. In fact I wonder how much it would be to have all of the Cabinet attired as such while I drove them around on a little train making them wave at poor people?

Great to know our political system is so incorruptible...

I gather you can come pretty close to this (including a couple of High Court judges) at the public conveniences on Leaves Green Common ....

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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Stuk Top half 13 Feb 15 2.20pm
Commonly known as fund raising. I'd rather they all did more of that and took less money, of ours, to promote themselves. Optimistic as ever
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Top half 13 Feb 15 2.20pm

Commonly known as fund raising. I'd rather they all did more of that and took less money, of ours, to promote themselves.

Optimistic as ever

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morganistic 13 Feb 15 2.26pm
Haddock fishing with Michael Gove. If we catch nothing you could always hook into his face. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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Haddock fishing with Michael Gove. If we catch nothing you could always hook into his face.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Feb 15 3.24pm
Quote morganistic at 13 Feb 2015 2.26pm Haddock fishing with Michael Gove. If we catch nothing you could always hook into his face. Teabagging with Michael Portillo ? Dry stone walling with Rhodes Boyson ? Leon Britten doing your kids................ermm party ? The Tories are really onto something here - its like Red Letter Days only more exciting Edited by The Sash (13 Feb 2015 3.29pm) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Feb 15 3.24pm

Quote morganistic at 13 Feb 2015 2.26pm

Haddock fishing with Michael Gove. If we catch nothing you could always hook into his face.

Teabagging with Michael Portillo ?
Dry stone walling with Rhodes Boyson ?
Leon Britten doing your kids................ermm party ?

The Tories are really onto something here - its like Red Letter Days only more exciting

Edited by The Sash (13 Feb 2015 3.29pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Lyons550 Shirley 13 Feb 15 4.32pm
If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested [Link] The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World
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If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested

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morganistic 13 Feb 15 5.15pm
Quote Lyons550 at 13 Feb 2015 4.32pm If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested [Link] Pretty sure I saw her a few months ago, pulling off the A2 (that's not a euphemism) at Kidbrooke. She was adjusting something, possibly her seat belt, possibly her love eggs, and generally being a bit of a menace I thought, as I turned my head as she passed me in the opposite direction before I turned my gaze to the rear and side mirrors in a vain bid to clock her numberplate which may or may not have been TEZT1TS [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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Quote Lyons550 at 13 Feb 2015 4.32pm

If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested

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Pretty sure I saw her a few months ago, pulling off the A2 (that's not a euphemism) at Kidbrooke. She was adjusting something, possibly her seat belt, possibly her love eggs, and generally being a bit of a menace I thought, as I turned my head as she passed me in the opposite direction before I turned my gaze to the rear and side mirrors in a vain bid to clock her numberplate which may or may not have been TEZT1TS

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Feb 15 5.40pm
Quote morganistic at 13 Feb 2015 5.15pm Quote Lyons550 at 13 Feb 2015 4.32pm If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested [Link] Pretty sure I saw her a few months ago, pulling off the A2 (that's not a euphemism) at Kidbrooke. She was adjusting something, possibly her seat belt, possibly her love eggs, and generally being a bit of a menace I thought, as I turned my head as she passed me in the opposite direction before I turned my gaze to the rear and side mirrors in a vain bid to clock her numberplate which may or may not have been TEZT1TS I think that may have been the Tory Teresa May - if anyone is going to have a number plate that says TEZT1TS its her... As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Feb 15 5.40pm

Quote morganistic at 13 Feb 2015 5.15pm

Quote Lyons550 at 13 Feb 2015 4.32pm

If it was this teresa may then i'd be interested

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I think that may have been the Tory Teresa May - if anyone is going to have a number plate that says TEZT1TS its her...

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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