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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 10.29am
Quote Part Time James at 28 Jan 2015 9.25am This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 9.23am Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am You have to read the words 'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to Actually you can do a Degree in Onanism these days. It's a proper subject with some serious history going back many tens of thousands of years. Or millions for those doing the Onanism and Palaentology combined Bsc course. Yeah, but your tutors aren't allowed to ask you whether you're any good at it now. The practical exam must be an absolute spunk fest As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 10.29am

Quote Part Time James at 28 Jan 2015 9.25am

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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to

Actually you can do a Degree in Onanism these days. It's a proper subject with some serious history going back many tens of thousands of years. Or millions for those doing the Onanism and Palaentology combined Bsc course.

Yeah, but your tutors aren't allowed to ask you whether you're any good at it now.

The practical exam must be an absolute spunk fest

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Part Time James 28 Jan 15 10.31am
Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 10.29am Quote Part Time James at 28 Jan 2015 9.25am This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote Kermit8 at 28 Jan 2015 9.23am Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am You have to read the words 'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to Actually you can do a Degree in Onanism these days. It's a proper subject with some serious history going back many tens of thousands of years. Or millions for those doing the Onanism and Palaentology combined Bsc course. Yeah, but your tutors aren't allowed to ask you whether you're any good at it now. The practical exam must be an absolute spunk fest Dunno why, but I now have an image of the student teacher (Miss Cummins) we had for French (long blond hair, knee high boots, short skirt) trussed up and being used for a degree in Bukkake.
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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 10.29am

Quote Part Time James at 28 Jan 2015 9.25am

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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to

Yeah, but your tutors aren't allowed to ask you whether you're any good at it now.

The practical exam must be an absolute spunk fest

Dunno why, but I now have an image of the student teacher (Miss Cummins) we had for French (long blond hair, knee high boots, short skirt) trussed up and being used for a degree in Bukkake.

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Part Time James 28 Jan 15 10.32am
Additional: by today's standards it'd be poor Miss Cummins in the newspaper being booed like she was in the wrong.
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28 Jan 15 10.32am

Additional: by today's standards it'd be poor Miss Cummins in the newspaper being booed like she was in the wrong.

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Hoof Hearted 28 Jan 15 10.59am
Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 10.28am Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am You have to read the words 'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to Every time you mash your stubby wotsit stained fingers at the keyboard I wonder how bad versions 1 and 2 of 'blackgirl' must have been if they have settled on v.3. Entertaining mind, even though you are starting to get a bit 'Tara Stout' Edited by The Sash (28 Jan 2015 10.30am) Ooooh dear.... you've defo attracted a troll/stalker there Sash! Good luck with that!
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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 10.28am

Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am

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Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to

Every time you mash your stubby wotsit stained fingers at the keyboard I wonder how bad versions 1 and 2 of 'blackgirl' must have been if they have settled on v.3.

Entertaining mind, even though you are starting to get a bit 'Tara Stout'

Edited by The Sash (28 Jan 2015 10.30am)

Ooooh dear.... you've defo attracted a troll/stalker there Sash!

Good luck with that!

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fledgling Beckenham 28 Jan 15 11.15am
My nan taught me.
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Beckenham 28 Jan 15 11.15am

My nan taught me.

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Part Time James 28 Jan 15 11.21am
Quote fledgling at 28 Jan 2015 11.15am My nan taught me. Always good to consult someone with experience.
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Quote fledgling at 28 Jan 2015 11.15am

My nan taught me.

Always good to consult someone with experience.

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Kermit8 Hevon 28 Jan 15 11.28am
Quote fledgling at 28 Jan 2015 11.15am My nan taught me. must.not.google. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Quote fledgling at 28 Jan 2015 11.15am

My nan taught me.

must.not.google.

Big chest and massive boobs

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 11.32am
Quote Hoof Hearted at 28 Jan 2015 10.59am Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 10.28am Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am You have to read the words 'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to Every time you mash your stubby wotsit stained fingers at the keyboard I wonder how bad versions 1 and 2 of 'blackgirl' must have been if they have settled on v.3. Entertaining mind, even though you are starting to get a bit 'Tara Stout' Edited by The Sash (28 Jan 2015 10.30am) Ooooh dear.... you've defo attracted a troll/stalker there Sash! Good luck with that! I've had worse Hoof As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jan 15 11.32am

Quote Hoof Hearted at 28 Jan 2015 10.59am

Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 10.28am

Quote blackgirl3 at 28 Jan 2015 9.15am

This post has been merged from a topic called 'Ian Brown 'taught to masturbate' by...' by Moose

Quote The Sash at 28 Jan 2015 8.11am

You have to read the words

'Ian Brown taught to masturbate by Fred the weatherman' in your best Chris Morris 'Day Today' voice and as a headline it sooooo works

masturbation is about your level of interest do you do it when your gathering your vast knowledge from reading the sun WAN*ER and your a right one to

Every time you mash your stubby wotsit stained fingers at the keyboard I wonder how bad versions 1 and 2 of 'blackgirl' must have been if they have settled on v.3.

Entertaining mind, even though you are starting to get a bit 'Tara Stout'

Edited by The Sash (28 Jan 2015 10.30am)

Ooooh dear.... you've defo attracted a troll/stalker there Sash!

Good luck with that!

I've had worse Hoof

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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matt_himself Matataland 28 Jan 15 10.51pm
From Ian Brown's testimony: "Mr Brown said: "A three minute film on a Super 8 projector of a guy walking into a room dressed in denims, sits on bed, takes trousers down and masturbates." Was the person Mr Brown was describing DanH? "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 28 Jan 15 10.51pm

From Ian Brown's testimony:

"Mr Brown said: "A three minute film on a Super 8 projector of a guy walking into a room dressed in denims, sits on bed, takes trousers down and masturbates."

Was the person Mr Brown was describing DanH?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 29 Jan 15 8.12am
Having the house to myself the other day decided for the first time in ages to knock one out to a bargain bin 'adult' DVD that I purchased from the local Best One on the corner. It was all quite disappointing as the film started as it just seemed to be (a very dark and grainy image of) a middle aged man sitting in a front room with his trousers around his ankles and his cock in his hand. I was just getting up to eject it and take it back to Mohammed for a refund when I realised I hadn't turned the TV on yet As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 29 Jan 15 8.12am

Having the house to myself the other day decided for the first time in ages to knock one out to a bargain bin 'adult' DVD that I purchased from the local Best One on the corner.

It was all quite disappointing as the film started as it just seemed to be (a very dark and grainy image of) a middle aged man sitting in a front room with his trousers around his ankles and his cock in his hand.

I was just getting up to eject it and take it back to Mohammed for a refund when I realised I hadn't turned the TV on yet

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Mar 15 2.47pm
This post has been merged from a topic called 'Fred Talbot' by Moose [Link] Not deaded - 5 years for noncery During the trial, the jury heard his teaching career came to "an abrupt end" after he made an indecent proposal to two pupils he had invited to his home to look at his telescope. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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This post has been merged from a topic called 'Fred Talbot' by Moose

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Not deaded - 5 years for noncery

During the trial, the jury heard his teaching career came to "an abrupt end" after he made an indecent proposal to two pupils he had invited to his home to look at his telescope.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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