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Lucy  South East London 17 Jan 05 9.57pm |
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How about offer her free rent for a couple of weeks..... condition- has to be spent in your bed. Edited by Lucy (17 Jan 2005 9:57pm)
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| Selhurst Stallion Guildford 17 Jan 05 10.10pm |
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Come on Kav, don't keep us in suspense for much longer....You still f**kstrated or did the Purple Headed Womb Broom finally get to meet the Clapping Fish?
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 Oliver Bodega Bay 18 Jan 05 10.20am |
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Take her out for a romantic meal get her pissed and then shag her. Usually works for me
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| mikeyeagle Worthing 18 Jan 05 11.06am |
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Quote Selhurst Stallion at 17 Jan 2005 10:10pm
Come on Kav, don't keep us in suspense for much longer....You still f**kstrated or did the Purple Headed Womb Broom finally get to meet the Clapping Fish?
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| kav The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 11.08am |
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Still f***strated. I had a couple of mates come round for a smoke and a catch up so tried to get her involved.I can see she`s a bit cautious on the smoking front as she knows she`ll loosen up. My mate suggested rohypnol,Kaos.Mmm. I`ll get there. Still looking for advice.Kav.
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| djhardline Croydon 18 Jan 05 11.13am |
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Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.
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| Lucy South East London 18 Jan 05 11.37am |
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Quote djhardline at 18 Jan 2005 11:13am
Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.
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tome  Inner Tantalus Time. 18 Jan 05 11.52am |
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I'm with Brisbane - pour as much hard drink down her throat and then get stuck in.
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| djhardline Croydon 18 Jan 05 11.55am |
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Quote Lucy at 18 Jan 2005 11:37am
Quote djhardline at 18 Jan 2005 11:13am
Stick with it man, when the lass has f***ed off out of it you will miss it.
Yeah what Lucy said lol
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RICKY  Essex 18 Jan 05 1.01pm |
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Kave me ol mucker are you looking for a serious relationship hear or just a bit of fun with a female mate? I recommend the latter. She could go back to Slovakia all of a sudden, at least with this way you are both getting a shag with no strings attached, f**k buddy is the technical term I use for this kind of relationship. She does sound a right prick tease as well, the sort of girl who grinds up against you in a club and gives you all the come on signals and you think that you're in there, then she backs off. Women are terrible at this and its not fair on us blokes. Anyway a fit Slovakian mate, just go for it and see what happens. Is she a lapdancer by any chance as there are a lot of these Eastern European babes coming over to London to work as Lapdancers and damn fine they are as well.
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 morph Croydon 18 Jan 05 1.05pm |
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Slovakian eh ...... could just be after a marriage licence and a passport - sorry to be so cynical. make sure she's on the pill .... Think you need to get some bromide and take a few cold showers she sounds like trouble!!
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| Lucy South East London 18 Jan 05 1.08pm |
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Quote RICKY at 18 Jan 2005 1:01pm
Kave me ol mucker are you looking for a serious relationship hear or just a bit of fun with a female mate? I recommend the latter. She could go back to Slovakia all of a sudden, at least with this way you are both getting a shag with no strings attached, f**k buddy is the technical term I use for this kind of relationship. She does sound a right prick tease as well, the sort of girl who grinds up against you in a club and gives you all the come on signals and you think that you're in there, then she backs off. Women are terrible at this and its not fair on us blokes. Anyway a fit Slovakian mate, just go for it and see what happens. Is she a lapdancer by any chance as there are a lot of these Eastern European babes coming over to London to work as Lapdancers and damn fine they are as well. But it is soooooo funny watching these blokes faces change
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