One in the newspaper world certainly, and another in TV. Comedy? The only people I regard as comics who touch my orbit are on here.

I knew a couple of ex Palace players way back, both no longer with us. Do they count?

For the avoidance of doubt any comments in response to a previous post are directed to its ideas and not at any, or all, posters personally.

The problem with making stuff up and telling lies is you have to remember all of it

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

Is it flipper? Sorry

The Tate thing is just lazy journalism.

If you want to see reasons why young women are being abused, look at the huge influx of misogynistic cultures and the freely available sadistic extreme hard core p*** that any young boy can watch.

Why tackle the real problems when they can blame it on an ex pimp.

Like blaming Snoop Dog for drugs.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

You ain't now.

Please do.

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.