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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
Catheter , Mayday hospital. reminded me of being in an airplane about to crash. and now i understand how the hospital got that name. known locally as 'may die'
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While sitting on the sofa without a top on one warm day recently one of our cats decided to launch itself on to my lap from the back of the sofa, one of his claws caught one of my nipples on the way passed…….that made my eyes water
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Friend of mine at senior school aged 12 broke his jaw and bit through his tongue by jumping to high on the school trampoline by not coordinating his bouncing in time properly. As he was bouncing away getting higher he suddenly landed off center, folded up and his knees smashed up under his chin and he wasn't a very happy bunny at all!
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Originally posted by monkey
While sitting on the sofa without a top on one warm day recently one of our cats decided to launch itself on to my lap from the back of the sofa, one of his claws caught one of my nipples on the way passed…….that made my eyes water Some people would pay for that.
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Some people would pay for that. No wonder no one is going to vote for them.
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Some people would pay for that. Ooo, you've been to Blackpool
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Some people would pay for that. What me sitting topless on the sofa? Well I have always said if you’ve got it, flaunt it
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Originally posted by eagleman13
Ooo, you've been to Blackpool Only for football, but sounds like I should’ve hung around
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Originally posted by monkey
Only for football, but sounds like I should’ve hung around blackpool, time warp.
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
blackpool, time warp. I've got a large collection of 'Gollys' & I'm rather concerned you timed your visit in time for watching naked men getting off a bus, but, each to there own. Club owners would pay for that(allegedly).
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Originally posted by eagleman13
I've got a large collection of 'Gollys' & I'm rather concerned you timed your visit in time for watching naked men getting off a bus, but, each to there own. Club owners would pay for that(allegedly). Robertsons ? I have a full band & a few footy players.
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Applying Deep heat or Ralgex, forgetting you had before visiting the gents.........
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