There's a common theme now with people getting salt, chillies and onions in their nether regions. Perhaps an idea for the next Walkers advertising campaign?

Plantar Fasciitis. Translates into painful heel - in fact can be extremely painful heel when any pressure is put on it e.g. walking! No cure but does, with time, eventually go.

Thanks. Ive done some exercises and it has generally improved considerably.

scrote sack zipped up fully, so skin was hanging out through the zipper teeth.
my dad was ambulance man & even he went '' oooh ! nasty!"

very hot chilli puree on helmet, had to smother it in yoghurt.

shed loads of putty cuts, snap blades, tools etc (being a decorator)

bruised arse, black n blue, sitting on roof crawlers all day paint a side gable.

probably most painful was Aramis aftershave up the aresehole.
sprayed my groin getting ready to go out (as a teenager) & lifted leg.
pain knocked me to my knees, shocker.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Has Nathan Ferguson posted on this thread yet?

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.