How about

Stabbin and Robbin Line

Trans line (It goes both ways and sometimes at the same time)

Eco Protestors line (makes a lot of noise and then stops people getting anywhere)

Khan Line (Of course, it goes round and round in circles so doesn't go anywhere)

Pride Line (plenty of tunnels geddit)

Ulez Line ( Inner London only so not most use for the poor sods who live in the outer boroughs)

I had a few other examples only the swear spellchecker stopped me

One more point

If Boris Johnson was a lying Buffon, then Khan is 10 times as worse as he knows exactly what he's doing.

Lying lowlife scumbag, what more do you expect from a man who advised on the defence of the convicted 9/11 terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

If Kahn gets re elected and gets his new ULEZ areas passed, this will be the best example yet of how immigrants that are now a majority in London affect the rest of us.

They will vote for him, and he will leach money from the suburbs to spend on their causes.

You were warned.

I'm hopeful the ULEZ expansion will proceed, and the benefits for Londoners irrevocable.

Everything from the great stink onward will have been opposed but science and public health won through.

Air pollution is silent but deadly and Khan has made great strides.

Actually Johnson originally supported it.

khan will have a good legacy, a politician who did some good is a rarity.

We all know that saving the dolphin will win the day in court. I notice that all the anti ULEZ arguments by councils are about money or wrong stats. Not one has put their head up and mentioned actual environmental issues. The fact that this ‘clean’ bull s hit is just a way of making money. You know why, because at some stage they’ve all had their snouts in the green trough of loveliness. I’m not affected by it but they are reaping what they sow. Cancel culture has affected anyone’s ability to fight the environmental stats being thrown around so agree and get wayed out. f***ing Lilly liveried t***s the lot of them, should have been a bit louder ten years ago and we might not be here now !!!

of course you do

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.