Please not a newly-promoted club first game again...

I think it could be Brighton.

Of course it is purely by chance.

Man Utd home

As long as its 3pts don't care who

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Yep. Away to a top 6 side.

I'd love us to have a similar run in of games to this season too.

Optimistic as ever

I generally feel 2 things happen at the start of the season - the big boys, even if they have a stuttering start, tend to win the first game regardless. They play awful for 90 and then get a dodgy penalty or something. It just seems opening weekend is heavily in their favour.

Of course all the media want to talk about United/Chelsea/City/Liverpool being on 3 points after weekend 1 and speculate it could be the closest title race yet...not that I'm suggesting anything dodgy of course ;-)

Second thing I find is the promoted clubs play with no fear and still on a high from automatic promotion or play off win. You want you get them a couple of months in ideally.

So I'd say a Watford or West Ham or Huddersfield at home would be best. Then second game the City away game. Like I say, they're almost destined to win their first game but if they are to have a slow start to the season it will be the second or third game the big boys start to faulter if they're going to have a disappointing season, like Chelsea this year.