I know Nick is waiting for my response so I will do my best so as not to disappoint him. So here goes....... with my named candidate.......and he's such a bellend that he only uses one name .........STING!!! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

I look down my nose at almost everyone. It's a talent I have. It's not that I am better than them necessarily but just that I laugh at others and their self-importance and delusions of grandeur.
The older you get, the dumber you see people are, including one's self sometimes.

The odd thing is that stupidity is not restricted to people of poor education. It seems to thrive in those who believe that a few years of higher education makes them superior. Oh my.
As for the Bellends of Britain. Celebrities are modern day court jesters. They thrive on attention and are there just to amuse us. Primarily they are there for the masses. The sort of people who would have turned up to see lions eating Christians. The moron masses.

We get the people we deserve in the end.

I have often wondered why I pay good money to watch some of the stupidest people imaginable debate football on Sky. Tony Cottee and Tony Gale in full flow? My god, it's depressing and I pay for the privilege.
We have ourselves to blame for allowing such dumbness into our living rooms. At least it's forgivable in the young. The rest of us have no excuse.