A friend of mine was booked into a hotel in Glasgow by his PA recently and was somewhat dismayed to find out that the hotel was frequented by chaps who were 'not the marrying type', who rented the room by the hour and made some 'horrific' noises.

FYI, his expense claim was rejected because the establishment in question was blacklisted by his company!

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Perhaps we should re-write the description of the Travelodge?

This is what they have now:

About this hotel

Ideally situated close to numerous transport links, the London South Croydon Hotel is only a fraction of a mile from Purley Oaks train station and is perfect for those planning to visit Croydon town centre, 2.2 miles away. For guests who want to stretch their wings a little wider, Sutton can be found just over 5 miles away and is one of the southernmost boroughs of London.

Crystal Palace in South Norwood is also easily accessible and those looking to catch some sporting action can visit the world-famous Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Club, just over 9 miles away, home to premier tennis showcases every summer. Those interested in culture and history will find this a great option, as it is only 11.7 miles from Westminster Abbey. Whether you want to view this architectural masterpiece or simply relax in the capital, you’ll struggle to find a better base in London South Croydon.

Fitter Fans Group 2. No. 17

I emailed there customer services and on sunday night and still not a dickie bird.

Will never ever use that sh1t company again, and have a good mind to reprt the dorty bastads to the health inspectors.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

Cheers Becky.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

I can get the address of this establishment for you, if you wish.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

I've used this Travelodge branch numerous times in the last year pre- Palace games, the room has always been spotless.

With regard to the extra child - they dont charge by the person just the room but they woiuld need to know who was staying for fire safety purposes.

Aside from the odd occasion where there has been noise in the corridor, its been fine. The Toby next door also does a buffet breakfast..

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