From my Crombie coat, big Doc Martin boots and Ben Sherman days on the Holmesdale terrace early 1970's

Tiptoe through the Holmesdale,
with your boots on,
get your head kicked in.
Oh tiptoe through the Holmesdale with me.

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Live the dream.

In your northern slums,
in your northern slums,
you find a dead cat and you think it's a treat,
in your northern slums.

And, after a famous victory over Sunderland at Roker Park in the FA Cup...

Roker Roar is no more,
Palace showed them how to score,
La la lala la la la laaaa

shaun derryyyyy derryyyyyy
he's better than stevie g
he's better than john terryyy
shaun deryyy deryyy!!!

there's only one dougie freedman!
one dougie freedman!!
walking along,
singing his song,
walking in a freedman wonderland!!

glenn murray > lionel messi.

Who's that laying in the dug out
Who's that laying on the floor
It's souness on his back
Cause he's had a heart attack
& he won't be slagging palace anymore .
(I'm sure that's how it went sung it in mid 90's )

Bob bob bobby bobby bob bob bobby bobby
Bob bob bobby bobby Bowery
Booby Bowery he's 5'6 tall
He works he's magic when he's on the ball
Bobby Bowery he's so f@uckin thin
But when he plays were sure to win

Apologies if I've missed this but what about:-

Who put the ball in the scousers net Aal Aal
Who put the ball in the scousers net Alan Alan Pardew

et Al!

lo Selhurst silva felix, lo Selhurst cara nutrix, viget, vigeat, vigebit! Best team:- Jackson; Gilbert, Evans, Cannon, Sansom; Hughes, Kember, McNichol; Byrne, Holton, Wright.