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What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers.
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This website! It's crap and it's a joke! Someone red card me please! Actually that's not fair. The website is fine just some of the users are jokes and full of crap. Red card me please, can't be f***ed to work out how to delete the account!
don't you just hate it when people write things they think are really clever here? |
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Man Utd's excuse for Saturday
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Chap with no arms and legs waiting at a bus stop.
The problem with common sense is that it is not very common. |
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A blind man with no arms & only one leg is waiting at the bus stop. The conductor says "Aye aye, you look 'armless, hop on"
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Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse. Sean Lock.
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s*x?'
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Quote robert_punk at 24 Mar 2009 12:25am
This website! It's crap and it's a joke! Someone red card me please! Actually that's not fair. The website is fine just some of the users are jokes and full of crap. Red card me please, can't be f***ed to work out how to delete the account!
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Whats the difference between a " lady of the night " and a Cadburys cream egg? It only cost 44p to lick out a cream egg Knock knock whos there Scott Scott who Scott f**k all to do with you
Soar with the eagles or scratch with the chickens |
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Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A: None
Xbox Live Gamer Tag: Cheesegate |
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two cannibals eating some charlton fans, one turns to the other and says; "i tell you what, these go down easy dont they?"!!
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Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Cowboy! How long have you felt like that? Oh, it must be about a YEAHHAAAAAAA!!!!
We love you,we love you,we love you and where you play we follow,we follow,we follow, cos we support the Palace, the Palace,the Palace and thats the way we like it,we like,we like it...WOAH,WOAH,WOAH!!! A winner is a dreamer who never gives up... |
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