Worst Minor Injury
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 Part Time James  26 May 24 12.42pm |
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Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries? Paper cut? Any other suggestions?
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| dreamwaverider London 26 May 24 12.43pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries? Paper cut? Any other suggestions? Hypercondria springs to mind.
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| Part Time James 26 May 24 12.50pm |
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Originally posted by dreamwaverider
Hypercondria springs to mind. True but that's curable with a full course of placebos, where as your ball sack caught in a zip is going to smart well after the fire brigade go home.
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Teddy Eagle  26 May 24 1.02pm |
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beak  croydon 26 May 24 4.25pm |
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Cutting onions and fingering your back office.
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| monkey Sittingbourne 26 May 24 4.52pm |
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Eating a massive packet of salt and vinegar crisps and then going to the toilet, not rinsing your hands first and then somehow getting some of the said flavouring on the eye of your old chap. It certainly makes your eyes water………So I’ve been told
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 May 24 4.58pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
Eating a massive packet of salt and vinegar crisps and then going to the toilet, not rinsing your hands first and then somehow getting some of the said flavouring on the eye of your old chap. It certainly makes your eyes water………So I’ve been told You've been to the same clubs I used to go to . . .
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 May 24 5.06pm |
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Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways.
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| monkey Sittingbourne 26 May 24 5.15pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways. That’s how you become a superhero, you are now ELECTRO!!
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| monkey Sittingbourne 26 May 24 5.17pm |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
You've been to the same clubs I used to go to . . . Indeed mate, all in Croydon, but there used to be cheese involved not salt and vinegar
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| eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 May 24 5.49pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
Indeed mate, all in Croydon, but there used to be cheese involved not salt and vinegar Oh dear, wrong sort of clubs. I had high hopes there . . .
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| Part Time James 26 May 24 6.07pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways.
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