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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 21 Sep 17 7.43am
One for the hetro boys, because it's cheating if you are gay. In my teens I remember getting a semi with Oliver Reed wrestling someone naked in a film. Hormones probably played a part. Two weeks ago was quite strange. I had 3 months growth of beard, and was starting to look like Santa. So I went to a barbers shop for a cut throat razor job. What a treat. I sat in a lovely leather chair, whilst a bearded gentleman massaged cream into my face. Cut throat razor for 20 minutes, then massaged lightly-scented oil into my now smooth face. Then hot towels around my head. I didn't get a stiffy, but it was surprisingly nice being pampered like that. It could have been better with perhaps a wet-shirted larged-boobeb lady doing the business, but there was something very manly about being in a barbers. Somewhere no woman should go (unless it's for 'downstairs') and anyone else ? I disengage, I turn the page.
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One for the hetro boys, because it's cheating if you are gay.

In my teens I remember getting a semi with Oliver Reed wrestling someone naked in a film. Hormones probably played a part.

Two weeks ago was quite strange. I had 3 months growth of beard, and was starting to look like Santa.

So I went to a barbers shop for a cut throat razor job.
What a treat.
I sat in a lovely leather chair, whilst a bearded gentleman massaged cream into my face. Cut throat razor for 20 minutes, then massaged lightly-scented oil into my now smooth face. Then hot towels around my head.
I didn't get a stiffy, but it was surprisingly nice being pampered like that.
It could have been better with perhaps a wet-shirted larged-boobeb lady doing the business, but there was something very manly about being in a barbers. Somewhere no woman should go (unless it's for 'downstairs')

and anyone else ?

I disengage, I turn the page.

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Part Time James 21 Sep 17 10.19am
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly One for the hetro boys, because it's cheating if you are gay. In my teens I remember getting a semi with Oliver Reed wrestling someone naked in a film. Hormones probably played a part. Two weeks ago was quite strange. I had 3 months growth of beard, and was starting to look like Santa. So I went to a barbers shop for a cut throat razor job. What a treat. I sat in a lovely leather chair, whilst a bearded gentleman massaged cream into my face. Cut throat razor for 20 minutes, then massaged lightly-scented oil into my now smooth face. Then hot towels around my head. I didn't get a stiffy, but it was surprisingly nice being pampered like that. It could have been better with perhaps a wet-shirted larged-boobeb lady doing the business, but there was something very manly about being in a barbers. Somewhere no woman should go (unless it's for 'downstairs') and anyone else ? Mine was just now when I whacked myself dry reading your post.
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

One for the hetro boys, because it's cheating if you are gay.

In my teens I remember getting a semi with Oliver Reed wrestling someone naked in a film. Hormones probably played a part.

Two weeks ago was quite strange. I had 3 months growth of beard, and was starting to look like Santa.

and anyone else ?

Mine was just now when I whacked myself dry reading your post.

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jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Sep 17 6.45pm
Nothing wrong with 'switching sides' and seeing how the other half live. Been with a few guys in my time, enjoyable enough, but not quite the same. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Nothing wrong with 'switching sides' and seeing how the other half live. Been with a few guys in my time, enjoyable enough, but not quite the same.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 21 Sep 17 7.14pm
Mine was a 'house party' many moons ago in Kendal, 14 of us(7 couples), things got VERY interesting I can tell you No shaving tho, that was done before hand, bareback means exactly that..... This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 21 Sep 17 7.14pm

Mine was a 'house party' many moons ago in Kendal, 14 of us(7 couples), things got VERY interesting I can tell you

No shaving tho, that was done before hand, bareback means exactly that.....

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 21 Sep 17 7.26pm
You was 'in the Navy', as I recall, . . I disengage, I turn the page.
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You was 'in the Navy', as I recall, . .

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 21 Sep 17 7.27pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly You was 'in the Navy', as I recall, . . ....AND? This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 21 Sep 17 7.27pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

You was 'in the Navy', as I recall, . .

....AND?

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 21 Sep 17 7.30pm
Interesting though, as I recall several historical accounts of men-on-men action from the last century or two. And the guys were married. It seems to be prevalent. Details please I disengage, I turn the page.
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in a hidey-hole 21 Sep 17 7.30pm

Interesting though, as I recall several historical accounts of men-on-men action from the last century or two. And the guys were married. It seems to be prevalent.

Details please

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YT Oxford 21 Sep 17 7.30pm
To the OP: The Ollie Reed scene would have been in 'Women in Love' a Ken Russell film. It was infamous at the time of release for having "got past the censor". His co-wrestler was Alan Bates. Just to be clear that I know this because I'm a movie fan and not a homo-eroticist! Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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To the OP:
The Ollie Reed scene would have been in 'Women in Love' a Ken Russell film. It was infamous at the time of release for having "got past the censor".
His co-wrestler was Alan Bates.
Just to be clear that I know this because I'm a movie fan and not a homo-eroticist!

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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rob1969 Banstead Surrey 21 Sep 17 8.46pm
Can't recall ever having one! Does that make me queer - I mean odd - unusual ?
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Banstead Surrey 21 Sep 17 8.46pm

Can't recall ever having one!
Does that make me queer - I mean odd - unusual ?

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YT Oxford 21 Sep 17 8.50pm
Originally posted by rob1969 Can't recall ever having one! Does that make me queer - I mean odd - unusual ? Or is the '69' in your name subliminal? Incidentally; by coincidence, 'Women in Love' was released in 1969. Edited by YT (21 Sep 2017 8.50pm) Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Originally posted by rob1969

Can't recall ever having one!
Does that make me queer - I mean odd - unusual ?

Or is the '69' in your name subliminal?

Incidentally; by coincidence, 'Women in Love' was released in 1969.

Edited by YT (21 Sep 2017 8.50pm)

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Jamesrichards8 21 Sep 17 8.52pm
Imagine the field day we'd be having if this were on a Brighton fan's forum. I think the HOL has reached a new, all-time weird level. Edited by Jamesrichards8 (21 Sep 2017 8.53pm) When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...
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Imagine the field day we'd be having if this were on a Brighton fan's forum. I think the HOL has reached a new, all-time weird level.

Edited by Jamesrichards8 (21 Sep 2017 8.53pm)

When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...

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PeatlingPalace Peatling Leicestershire, UK 21 Sep 17 9.48pm
So having seen the title of the thread I was desperate to see who had the balls to post this I had to delay clicking in so I could process the options and decided it was possibly PTJ or one of the non-men maybe Michaela. Couldn't really wait much longer for the old brain as the anticipation got the better of me. Forest ! Of course that made sense, always posts very direct stuff that can be a little bit out there. But then in comes PTJ committing the sin of sins. Don't repeat the first post in your reply when you are second to post. It's f'ing obvious what you are replying to (but very funny) And then. Then Jamie (721 bodies in my garage) very casually nails it. I think this calls for the phrase "literally nails it" ! And for the record if I had to do homo-erotic it would be Damon Albarn while watching the NAMBLA South Park episode When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ?
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So having seen the title of the thread I was desperate to see who had the balls to post this

I had to delay clicking in so I could process the options and decided it was possibly PTJ or one of the non-men maybe Michaela.

Couldn't really wait much longer for the old brain as the anticipation got the better of me. Forest ! Of course that made sense, always posts very direct stuff that can be a little bit out there.

But then in comes PTJ committing the sin of sins. Don't repeat the first post in your reply when you are second to post. It's f'ing obvious what you are replying to (but very funny)

And then. Then Jamie (721 bodies in my garage) very casually nails it. I think this calls for the phrase "literally nails it" !

And for the record if I had to do homo-erotic it would be Damon Albarn while watching the NAMBLA South Park episode

When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ?

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