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 collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 04 Sep 17 11.01am |
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The duke and duchess of Cambridge are expecting their third child, not surprised as William has f**k all else to do, he is the laziest royal of all time imho.
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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 04 Sep 17 11.24am |
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They seem a nice family. Family matters to them. It's nice . 3 under 4 though... Bloody hard work. Really hard work Edited by Michaelawt85 (04 Sep 2017 11.25am)
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| becky over the moon 04 Sep 17 11.43am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
They seem a nice family. Family matters to them. It's nice . 3 under 4 though... Bloody hard work. Really hard work Edited by Michaelawt85 (04 Sep 2017 11.25am) Butlers, housemaids, footmen, chefs, Nanny and nursery staff.......... yeh - bloody hard! Still, it will save her having to do any work for the next 6 months as she will doubtless be 'too unwell' again.
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| chris123 hove actually 04 Sep 17 11.46am |
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I shall be drinking to their health in 15 minutes.
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| Part Time James 04 Sep 17 11.46am |
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I'm a bit worried that Kate might have been brought in just as a baby factory. I never see her photographed binge watching Dexter or in Pizza Hut abusing the salad bar like normal girls. I think the reason it upsets me most is because I reckon if I'd made her aware that a world like that exists, before she committed to a life of royalty, she would've lapped me up.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 04 Sep 17 11.47am |
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Could care less, but not much.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Sep 17 11.49am |
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Originally posted by becky
Butlers, housemaids, footmen, chefs, Nanny and nursery staff.......... yeh - bloody hard! Still, it will save her having to do any work for the next 6 months as she will doubtless be 'too unwell' again. That's where I f***ed it up wasn't it lol
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| Part Time James 04 Sep 17 11.50am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Could care less, but not much. Yeah yeah. You'll be the first to pick up a copy of Heat magazine to see pictures of her literally crowning.
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| Part Time James 04 Sep 17 11.52am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
That's where I f***ed it up wasn't it lol If it's any solace, there's no one you can pay, no matter how royal or affluent, that will do that little bit of poo in your hospital bed for you while you're trying to push an awkward brick out of your front bum.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Sep 17 12.01pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
If it's any solace, there's no one you can pay, no matter how royal or affluent, that will do that little bit of poo in your hospital bed for you while you're trying to push an awkward brick out of your front bum. I never poo'd whilst in labour. And it's a bowling ball which actually feels like it's trying to come out of your backside
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 04 Sep 17 12.04pm |
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Congratulations to Kate and William.
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| Part Time James 04 Sep 17 12.07pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I never poo'd whilst in labour. And it's a bowling ball which actually feels like it's trying to come out of your backside I find it weird that I've done a poo before easily the size of a cat and yet when an ex tried to put her finger up my backside I bit so hard on the pillow I got a mouth full of feathers.
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