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if you could b*gger a celebrity who would it be?
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 ex hibitionist  Hastings 26 Jul 17 7.15pm |
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For me it has to be Angela Ripon just to see if I could make her eyebrows go any higher. Didn't Viz Magazine do a sort of up the *rse corner?
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| gambler Kent 26 Jul 17 7.17pm |
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Davina McCall. See how much louder she can actually be.
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| Part Time James 26 Jul 17 7.22pm |
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Charlotte Church. She's been asking for it since she got pubic hair. Plus I think she needs cheering up, it's been ages since she smiled and I think the knob she's getting is insufficient.
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| matthau South Croydon 26 Jul 17 7.38pm |
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Captain callahan in police academy movies
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| matthau South Croydon 26 Jul 17 7.45pm |
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Ooooh Not forgetting Tera Patrick
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 26 Jul 17 7.46pm |
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I'm sure Venessa Feltz is absolutely gagging for it.
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| YT Oxford 26 Jul 17 8.16pm |
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Tess Daly might be worth a go. Well her old man doesn't seem to appreciate her charms as much as he might.
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| Pikester Worthing 27 Jul 17 11.07pm |
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The one in Little Mix who always wears Thigh boots.
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| gmostone 27 Jul 17 11.16pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Charlotte Church. She's been asking for it since she got pubic hair. Plus I think she needs cheering up, it's been ages since she smiled and I think the knob she's getting is insufficient. The first part makes you sound like a nonce. And if you read the article, the second makes you sound like a bit of a c*nt. Edited by gmostone (27 Jul 2017 11.17pm)
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 28 Jul 17 9.57am |
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And your post makes you seem like a morale hoover, with out any thing resembling a sense of humour. Bore off Poindexter. It's called funtalk for a reason, maybe you should start your own thread called, "The Miserable Sod Thread".
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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| jimruss Sidcup 28 Jul 17 10.00am |
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Justin Bieber, I'd split him in two the little cnut
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| jimruss Sidcup 28 Jul 17 10.02am |
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Or Rachel Riley
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