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Pigglelet Deepest Darkest Sussex 09 Jan 17 10.31am
I was tempted to put this in Transfer Talk, but I didn’t want to incur the wrath of the Mods. Jordan Mutch’s contribution when he has made an appearance in the team has now been analysed and as a result of this, Palace’s scouts are looking at a German striker called Johann Krappfinischer, a Finnish centre back called Sami Takkleslykagerl and a left back from Ghana called Tellami Wehrdeedeego. I’m off to take my tablets now and have a lie down. "Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain.
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Deepest Darkest Sussex 09 Jan 17 10.31am

I was tempted to put this in Transfer Talk, but I didn’t want to incur the wrath of the Mods.

Jordan Mutch’s contribution when he has made an appearance in the team has now been analysed and as a result of this, Palace’s scouts are looking at a German striker called Johann Krappfinischer, a Finnish centre back called Sami Takkleslykagerl and a left back from Ghana called Tellami Wehrdeedeego.

I’m off to take my tablets now and have a lie down.

"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
Mark Twain.

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Hoof Hearted 09 Jan 17 1.23pm
Good effort piggy!
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Hoof Hearted 09 Jan 17 1.23pm

Good effort piggy!

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HeathMan Purley 09 Jan 17 11.09pm
The fun will start when they start scoring goals. COYP
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Purley 09 Jan 17 11.09pm

The fun will start when they start scoring goals.

COYP

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Dan Theolmesdaleroad Up north 11 Jan 17 12.58am
Originally posted by HeathMan The fun will start when they start scoring goals. COYP Or when the 'song for' threads start.
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Originally posted by HeathMan

The fun will start when they start scoring goals.

COYP

Or when the 'song for' threads start.

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.TUX. 11 Jan 17 11.33am
The Japanese centre forward..........Fora F***isakee Edited by .TUX. (11 Jan 2017 11.34am) Buy Litecoin.
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11 Jan 17 11.33am

The Japanese centre forward..........Fora F***isakee

Edited by .TUX. (11 Jan 2017 11.34am)

Buy Litecoin.

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Part Time James 12 Jan 17 2.30pm
Juan Wastamani
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12 Jan 17 2.30pm

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Juan Wastamani

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Part Time James 12 Jan 17 2.34pm
And a strapping Brazilian centre back called Tini Winho.
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12 Jan 17 2.34pm

And a strapping Brazilian centre back called Tini Winho.

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Hoof Hearted 13 Jan 17 1.17pm
Apparently we've signed a winger from Br1-3ton called Hugh Jarsehole
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Hoof Hearted 13 Jan 17 1.17pm

Apparently we've signed a winger from Br1-3ton called Hugh Jarsehole

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Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 14 Jan 17 12.20pm
the dutch penalty king -Just Wakemin from india- I.Divindabox the Russian hardman, Yuri Gonnagetyerfukinheadkickedin Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.
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