Has anyone been watching this? Somebody at work just told me what it was all about. At first it sounded fantastic, a load of naked people on the TV, but as she went on it now sounds horrific. Essentially a dating show where you can be rejected because the chap doesn't much like the look of your fanny. How soul destroying must that be? I mean I know you can do some grooming and what not, but ultimately, there's not a lot you can do about having a ropey looking under-carriage.

That said, if I got rejected because of my lower body I would probably have to say "it's a fair cop".

Haha, no, that'd be inaccurate. Well I am quite fair, but slightly gingery down below.

Just fielding the questions as they are asked

I am happily married, otherwise I'd be filling in an application form as we speak!

Me and Mrs H watch it religiously - it reinforces just how lucky we are with the bodies we each go to bed with.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"