... married my parents (tis true - I may explain later if people so request). A friend of mine was regularly acquainted with a woman called Sue Puttocks, and in quite tragic circumstances I once met another woman called Olive Hoyl. So what are the silliest names you've ever come across in your lives?

I once worked with a Scandinavian lad, Norwegian if memory serves, called Orson Kaat.
Spelling might be wrong, but that is how it was pronounced.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

When I was a kid my dentists were Doctor Pulley and Doctor Payne.

Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

I had a colleague called Barbara Kanters (pronounced c*nters), could never keep a straight face when I called her.

Funnily enough I once had dealings with an American girl called Crystal Paris.

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

Once met a Richard Head and a German girl called Geza (pronounced Geeza)
When I was much younger I sat an a train next to a guy with a huge rucksack and he had "Wally Wingnut" written on it,didn't have the guts to ask if that was his real name.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

I once knew a William Williams.

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