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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 19 Jul 16 4.07pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

... asked at job interviews? (and by the panel not the interviewee 99 times out of 100).

 

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becky Flag over the moon 19 Jul 16 9.19pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Probably because some psychologist, somewhere, one day decided that off the wall stupid questions would give the interviewers a deep, meaningful insight into the candidate.........

the fact that it just makes them look like ar$es hasn't occurred to them yet.

 


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sniffer dagenham Flag The narm, Dagennarm 20 Jul 16 12.34am Send a Private Message to sniffer dagenham Add sniffer dagenham as a friend

what animal would you be. It's a job for a financial roll not for me to help in London fecking zoo you c@nts

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 20 Jul 16 10.16am

Because generally the most stupid people conduct interviews. I used to sit in on a lot of interviews, and think a part of the problem is that interviews are either conducted by people who are trained to interview people but have no idea about the job they're interviewing people for, or people who know the job, and have no professional training and limited interest/experience in interviewing candidates.

Then there is a small group, that are both.

When I started interviewing people for employment, my sum experience and qualification for doing so, was having been interviewed myself.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 20 Jul 16 10.22am

What is your most negative trait -
My honesty
Honesty isn't a negative trait -
I don't care what you think.

Where do you see yourself in five years -
Sat on the other side of this table being paid for asking inane questions.

What kind of animal do you see yourself as -
Phil Taylor.

Why did you leave your last job -
Because of death threats.
Really, that's terrible did you take them to tribunal
Not really, they sacked me before I could stab my boss.

 


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Part Time James Flag 22 Jul 16 2.03pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

If I ever get to interview anyone I am just going to destroy them.

1) If you HAD to rape or murder someone which would you pick?

2) What number am I thinking of?

3) Are you going to answer this mandatory rhetorical question?

And right at the end:

4) For our paperwork do you prefer to be addressed as male or female?

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Jul 16 11.53am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

What is the most stupid question asked at job interviews??

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Jul 16 1.46pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

If I ever get to interview anyone I am just going to destroy them.

1) If you HAD to rape or murder someone which would you pick?

2) What number am I thinking of?

3) Are you going to answer this mandatory rhetorical question?

And right at the end:

4) For our paperwork do you prefer to be addressed as male or female?

This is better phrased where multiple interviewers are present, with 'which of us would you choose to rape, murder or marry'

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Jul 16 1.47pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

What is the most stupid question asked at job interviews??

The most stupid question I've ever been asked is 'are you aware of what Visa does'. But they were offering A LOT of money, so I bit my tounge.

 


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Part Time James Flag 28 Jul 16 1.48pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

This is better phrased where multiple interviewers are present, with 'which of us would you choose to rape, murder or marry'

Oh go on Jamie, if you had to pick three HOL users which would you rape, murder and marry? Can't say Cucking for all three, sorry.

 




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silvertop Flag Portishead 29 Jul 16 11.39am Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

You have to interview 50 candidates - all wearing essentially the same outfit, are of the same age and appearance, you can barely separate them on their CVs and all essentially give the same replies to stock questions.

Now you have to do something unexpected in order to try and remember the ones you will shortlist for 2nd interview. One technique is the daft question. Another I have heard of is putting a bucket in front of the door. Does the candidate trip over it and, if so, how does he react? Does he move round it, step over it or pick it up and put it safely to the side?

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 29 Jul 16 11.50am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by silvertop

You have to interview 50 candidates - all wearing essentially the same outfit, are of the same age and appearance, you can barely separate them on their CVs and all essentially give the same replies to stock questions.

Now you have to do something unexpected in order to try and remember the ones you will shortlist for 2nd interview. One technique is the daft question. Another I have heard of is putting a bucket in front of the door. Does the candidate trip over it and, if so, how does he react? Does he move round it, step over it or pick it up and put it safely to the side?

I would put it over my head - do you think this would go down well ?

Edited by Willo (29 Jul 2016 11.51am)

 

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