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 matt_himself  Matataland 18 Jun 16 10.30am |
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Why do hotels always put a phone next to the toilet? It's one of the great mystery's of our time to me. I have never considered having a dump and dialling at the same time.
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| Mapletree Croydon 18 Jun 16 11.24am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Why do hotels always put a phone next to the toilet? It's one of the great mystery's of our time to me. I have never considered having a dump and dialling at the same time. In case you are a very old person and can't get off or have a fall. Saves putting in one of those red strings from the ceiling.
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Y Ddraig Goch  In The Crowd 18 Jun 16 11.40am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Why do hotels always put a phone next to the toilet? It's one of the great mystery's of our time to me. I have never considered having a dump and dialling at the same time. In the Shangrila in The Shard they have phone chargers in all the traps - not sure how long they expect you to be having a dump for
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Pussay Patrol  19 Jun 16 11.19am |
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I still don't understand bidets ?
Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah |
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 19 Jun 16 11.31am |
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I have an imagination of having a telephone conversation with a person who is in the midst of a 'Bowel Movement' and I hearing an "Explosion" - quite abhorrent. Many years ago I used to work with a chap who used to enter a "trap" in work, proceed to empty his bowel in noisy fashion whilst having a chat with a colleague who was using a urinal.NOT good at all. Edited by Willo (19 Jun 2016 11.31am)
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 19 Jun 16 11.34am |
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Originally posted by Pussay Patrol
I still don't understand bidets ?
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| Mapletree Croydon 20 Jun 16 12.17pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
You have completely misunderstood their use Willo. As a result, I will warrant that you have smelly feet.
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