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We are goin up! Flag Coulsdon 07 Jun 16 7.35pm Send a Private Message to We are goin up! Add We are goin up! as a friend

Exceedingly boring topic of conversation, but my idiot mate left a not-quite-finished disposable BBQ on my wood decking and it's burnt.

Anyone got any suggestions as to how to get rid of the burn mark without having to replace it? Have tried scrubbing away with a brush and soapy water to no avail...

 


The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 07 Jun 16 7.37pm

As Mick would say, Paint it black

 

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belfboy Flag lydney 07 Jun 16 7.49pm Send a Private Message to belfboy Add belfboy as a friend

Burn your friend..use his ashes as a paint Base and cover the whole lot.

 

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 07 Jun 16 7.51pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Return the area to nature. Wildlife will thank you for it.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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EddtheEagle Flag Falmouth, Cornwall 07 Jun 16 7.54pm Send a Private Message to EddtheEagle Add EddtheEagle as a friend

Try sanding down the burnt area gently(remove the black) and then retreating it with whatever you used to coat the decking

 

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belfboy Flag lydney 07 Jun 16 7.54pm Send a Private Message to belfboy Add belfboy as a friend

Sand it down...re seal with a wood sealant.

If not...a rug or pot plant over it which your pyro mate pays for.

 

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Casual Flag Orpington 07 Jun 16 9.47pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Decking is crap, so is your mate.
Get rid of both.

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 07 Jun 16 9.58pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

In 20 years time it'll be the base of a tower block, in a street with more tower blocks, with lots of tenants wishing they'd voted leave when they had the chance, instead of voting for the option of working in the EU at the drop of a hat which of course nearly all of them never will.

 


COYP

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Part Time James Flag 07 Jun 16 10.01pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

In 20 years time it'll be the base of a tower block, in a street with more tower blocks, with lots of tenants wishing they'd voted leave when they had the chance, instead of voting for the option of working in the EU at the drop of a hat which of course nearly all of them never will.

I vote for this as the most tenuous conversion of a thread to one about Brexit. Good work!

 




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becky Flag over the moon 07 Jun 16 10.17pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by We are goin up!

Exceedingly boring topic of conversation, but my idiot mate left a not-quite-finished disposable BBQ on my wood decking and it's burnt.

Anyone got any suggestions as to how to get rid of the burn mark without having to replace it? Have tried scrubbing away with a brush and soapy water to no avail...

But were the sausages ok?

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 07 Jun 16 10.25pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

The Boy stood on the Burning Deck!!

 


Pro USA & Israel

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Pussay Patrol Flag 08 Jun 16 7.35am

I thought this was a gay euphemism

 


Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

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