Everything that is wrong with Cameron's Britain

This page is no longer updated, and is the old forum. For new topics visit the New HOL forum.

Everything that is wrong with Cameron's Britain

Previous Topic | Next Topic

Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 > Last >>

matt_himself Matataland 17 Mar 16 7.31am
Be very ashamed of yourselves if you do this: [Link] "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
Alert a moderator to this post

matt_himself

Matataland 17 Mar 16 7.31am

Be very ashamed of yourselves if you do this:

[Link]

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Alert a moderator to this post

Frickin Saweet South Cronx 17 Mar 16 8.31am
I find it hard to believe that 'the average Brit bloke' cries that often, unless there are some serial blubbers skewing the average.
Alert a moderator to this post

Frickin Saweet

South Cronx 17 Mar 16 8.31am

Send a Private Message to Frickin Saweet

I find it hard to believe that 'the average Brit bloke' cries that often, unless there are some serial blubbers skewing the average.

Alert a moderator to this post

Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 17 Mar 16 8.41am
A nation of pillow-biting nancies. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
Alert a moderator to this post

Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 17 Mar 16 8.41am

A nation of pillow-biting nancies.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

Alert a moderator to this post

matt_himself Matataland 17 Mar 16 8.46am
Originally posted by Frickin Saweet I find it hard to believe that 'the average Brit bloke' cries that often, unless there are some serial blubbers skewing the average. Have you met DanH? "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
Alert a moderator to this post

matt_himself

Matataland 17 Mar 16 8.46am

Originally posted by Frickin Saweet

I find it hard to believe that 'the average Brit bloke' cries that often, unless there are some serial blubbers skewing the average.

Have you met DanH?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Alert a moderator to this post

matt_himself Matataland 17 Mar 16 8.48am
Originally posted by Cucking Funt A nation of pillow-biting nancies. I thought you were an 'enabler' of the above described activity? "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
Alert a moderator to this post

matt_himself

Matataland 17 Mar 16 8.48am

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

A nation of pillow-biting nancies.

I thought you were an 'enabler' of the above described activity?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Alert a moderator to this post

Kermit8 Hevon 17 Mar 16 9.20am
Great weepy bloke music vid this and not a bad song at all: [Link] Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
Alert a moderator to this post

Kermit8

Hevon 17 Mar 16 9.20am

Great weepy bloke music vid this and not a bad song at all:

[Link]

Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]

Alert a moderator to this post

jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 9.32am
A man can cry, don't have a problem with that, but only in the following situations Death of close friend or family member Death of a pet, typically a dog or cat After his first blowjob After his first threesome with women too hot for him. At the birth of his first child Watching the Johnny Cash 'Hurt' video On the realisation that 'The Force Awakens' wasn't s**t (once). Watching a loyal dog die in TV or film. If his name is Inigo Montoya, and you killed his father and are currently dying. If he's Tony Soprano. And by cry, I mean choking it back, whilst the tears stream, and making the occasional cough. Not sobbing like a nancy boy on someone shoulder. Edited by jamiemartin721 (17 Mar 2016 9.34am) "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
Alert a moderator to this post

jamiemartin721

Reading 17 Mar 16 9.32am

A man can cry, don't have a problem with that, but only in the following situations

Death of close friend or family member
Death of a pet, typically a dog or cat
After his first blowjob
After his first threesome with women too hot for him.
At the birth of his first child
Watching the Johnny Cash 'Hurt' video
On the realisation that 'The Force Awakens' wasn't s**t (once).
Watching a loyal dog die in TV or film.
If his name is Inigo Montoya, and you killed his father and are currently dying.
If he's Tony Soprano.

And by cry, I mean choking it back, whilst the tears stream, and making the occasional cough. Not sobbing like a nancy boy on someone shoulder.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (17 Mar 2016 9.34am)

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
[Link]

Alert a moderator to this post

DanH SW2 17 Mar 16 9.35am
Originally posted by matt_himself Have you met DanH? I just get stuff in my eyes a lot alright.
Alert a moderator to this post

DanH

SW2 17 Mar 16 9.35am

Originally posted by matt_himself

Have you met DanH?

I just get stuff in my eyes a lot alright.

Alert a moderator to this post

exitstageright London 17 Mar 16 9.44am
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 A man can cry, don't have a problem with that, but only in the following situations Death of close friend or family member Death of a pet, typically a dog or cat After his first blowjob After his first threesome with women too hot for him. At the birth of his first child Watching the Johnny Cash 'Hurt' video On the realisation that 'The Force Awakens' wasn't s**t (once). Watching a loyal dog die in TV or film. If his name is Inigo Montoya, and you killed his father and are currently dying. If he's Tony Soprano. And by cry, I mean choking it back, whilst the tears stream, and making the occasional cough. Not sobbing like a nancy boy on someone shoulder. Edited by jamiemartin721 (17 Mar 2016 9.34am) What about if you are denied moisturiser while in prison for mass-murder?
Alert a moderator to this post

exitstageright

London 17 Mar 16 9.44am

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

A man can cry, don't have a problem with that, but only in the following situations

And by cry, I mean choking it back, whilst the tears stream, and making the occasional cough. Not sobbing like a nancy boy on someone shoulder.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (17 Mar 2016 9.34am)

What about if you are denied moisturiser while in prison for mass-murder?

Alert a moderator to this post

Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 17 Mar 16 9.56am
A friend of mine regularly cries during Eastenders & cried on three separate occasions in the last 15 minutes of Mighty Joe Young. I'm made of sterner stuff! In fact, I can only achieve a sexual climax by picturing the death throes of bambi's mum. Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
Alert a moderator to this post

Superfly

The sun always shines in Catford 17 Mar 16 9.56am

A friend of mine regularly cries during Eastenders & cried on three separate occasions in the last 15 minutes of Mighty Joe Young.
I'm made of sterner stuff! In fact, I can only achieve a sexual climax by picturing the death throes of bambi's mum.

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

Alert a moderator to this post

jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 9.58am
Originally posted by exitstageright What about if you are denied moisturiser while in prison for mass-murder? Its a tricky area, you probably will be 'getting tearful' when Mr Big has a go, if there is no 'moisturiser. I think its ok to cry as a man, whilst being forcibly buggered with only spit for slide. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
Alert a moderator to this post

jamiemartin721

Reading 17 Mar 16 9.58am

Originally posted by exitstageright

What about if you are denied moisturiser while in prison for mass-murder?

Its a tricky area, you probably will be 'getting tearful' when Mr Big has a go, if there is no 'moisturiser. I think its ok to cry as a man, whilst being forcibly buggered with only spit for slide.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
[Link]

Alert a moderator to this post

jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 10.00am
Originally posted by Superfly A friend of mine regularly cries during Eastenders & cried on three separate occasions in the last 15 minutes of Mighty Joe Young. I'm made of sterner stuff! In fact, I can only achieve a sexual climax by picturing the death throes of bambi's mum. I often cry after sex, but its because I'm unfit, and digging a grave is much harder than the movies make out. I can only achieve sexual climax by picturing the death throes of bambi's mum, whilst I anally penetrate her. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
Alert a moderator to this post

jamiemartin721

Reading 17 Mar 16 10.00am

Originally posted by Superfly

I often cry after sex, but its because I'm unfit, and digging a grave is much harder than the movies make out.

I can only achieve sexual climax by picturing the death throes of bambi's mum, whilst I anally penetrate her.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
[Link]

Alert a moderator to this post

Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 > Last >>

Previous Topic | Next Topic

Crystal Palace FC Supporters' Website - The Holmesdale Online

Everything that is wrong with Cameron's Britain

Site Map

New users

Existing users

Sponsors